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Lobster Cowboy
11-24-2004, 06:30 AM
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Canar
11-24-2004, 06:32 AM
Finally watched Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice music video today.

Walken owns.

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11-24-2004, 06:34 AM
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11-24-2004, 06:40 AM
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11-24-2004, 06:44 AM
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SpaceTiger
11-24-2004, 07:44 AM
Yes, it's true, my brother hates Christopher Walken. I don't remember exactly when I first realized it. I guess it was sometime earlier this morning when I was sifting through his web page, eagerly searching for a few bits of wisdom on the most overrated scientists of all time. It's hard growing up in a family where your siblings have such defective taste in movie stars...it makes you question life a bit more often than is comfortable -- it makes you question humanity itself.

Sometimes, I try to convince myself that it doesn't matter, that he's still my brother and I can love him anyway. Sometimes, I even try to believe that it's not really true. After all, he could be lying to himself. Who could look me straight in the eye and tell me that they didn't laugh themselves to death when Chris first declared, "I've got a fever....and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!" Nobody, that's who.

Unfortunately, the disease goes beyond my brother. My sister has often expressed great affection for John Travolta and my father still refuses to acknowledge the Beatles' superiority over the Rolling Stones. I fear that the "bad taste" genes are only lying dormant inside me, waiting until middle age, when they'll jump on me like a bad Van Halen video. I guess all that's left to do is wait now, wait for the Jennifer Love Hewitt movies, wait for the 90210 reruns...wait for the end.

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Octocrook
11-24-2004, 07:59 AM
> Who could look me
> straight in the eye and tell me that they didn't laugh
> themselves to death when Chris first declared, "I've got a
> fever....and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!" Nobody,
> that's who.

God, no shit. I mean the fact that it is probably the funniest moment on the Best of Will Ferrell DVD says it all. Actually, it doesn't beat the Roxbury skit with Jim Carrey, but god damnit it comes close.

"I put my pants on....just like anybody else, one leg at a time...except when I'm done putting them on, I make gold records! HAHAHAHAHA!"

The <a href=http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00tcentaur.phtml>Centaur skit</a> is pretty damn funny too.

*with Walken as the Boss and Parnell as the centaur*

Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?

Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?

Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.

Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.
Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?

Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.

Boss: It was a horse.

Centaur: Oh, come on!

Boss: It was a horse. Deal with it.

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Lobster Cowboy
11-24-2004, 05:26 PM
your sister likes John Revolta? how do you look her in the eye?

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Fla Flash
11-24-2004, 09:18 PM
Jesus.
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11-25-2004, 09:19 PM
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