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Goku
08-08-2002, 03:40 AM
*L* I just thought i would pass it on since i was remembering it.

Well, one day, my brother went to a sex shop and bought a knick knack. It was of 2 cows in human missionary position having intercourse. You can just imagine the look on one of the cows faces on the knick knack. Just imagine a cow in full orgasm.

Well, my brother for a joke, gave it to my mom. Well, she didnt really look at it but she was all happy that she got it so she displayed ontop of the kitchen clock (it stuck out a bit like a shelf) for everyone to see.

Well, one day, about 6 months later she wsa in the kitchen talking to all her friends. She looked up at the clock to check the time and saw the cows

Well for her response she jumped up and rushed over to take it down saying "Oh my god, i didnt know they were doing THAT". The look on her face was priceless

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Isildur
08-08-2002, 03:55 AM
Lmfao, was she furious, amused, or just shocked?

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Phoenix
08-08-2002, 04:02 AM
> Well for her response she jumped up and rushed over to take
> it down saying "Oh my god, i didnt know they were doing
> THAT". The look on her face was priceless
LOL!!
Ahh! tha's too good. U sound like a friend of mine.
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Maxwell Murder
08-08-2002, 05:55 AM
> Well, one day, my brother went to a sex shop and bought a
> knick knack. It was of 2 cows in human missionary position
> having intercourse. You can just imagine the look on one of
> the cows faces on the knick knack. Just imagine a cow in
> full orgasm.

Must. Find. Cows.

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Vampiro
08-08-2002, 09:05 AM
> Well for her response she jumped up and rushed over to take
> it down saying "Oh my god, i didnt know they were doing
> THAT". The look on her face was priceless

LOL<img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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Goku
08-08-2002, 05:21 PM
more shock than anything!

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Isildur
08-08-2002, 06:29 PM
> > Just imagine a cow in full orgasm.
>
> Must. Find. Cows.
>

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Paladyn
08-12-2002, 02:31 PM
EET MOR CHIKIN
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