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Kijutsu

08-07-2002, 02:37 AM

ARARRRRGHG. . I HATE ASSHOLE DRIVERS. . .FUCK

*points to the side of his van* DAMMIT. . I was sitting in the fucking school parking lot, and I was getting ready to go get some lunch. The van that parked next to me. .decided to park 3 1/2 inches from the side of my shitty car. Guess what? I have a huge motherfucking scrape/dent that is the length of the sliding door on the van (1990 Ford Aerostar). The asshole has the nerve to start bitching at me about it.

"YOU FUCKED UP MY CAR!"
Well dickhead. . if you didn't park like an asshole I might have not hit you. . on ACCIDENT.
"WELL YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DRIVE, YOU 18 YEAR OLD FUCKING PRICK."
Okay dickweed.. . 1. YOU need to learn to PARK. I was CENTERED in my spot. . so fuck you. . get a life."

. . okay. . so maybe not. . but still. . here's his angle of parking
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. . now what gives here? I can fucking park. .but he can't. . so I get yelled at. . . WTF. It's not that the dent bothers me. . it's the fact that the fucking idiot had the nerve to yell at me. . .

Urrrgh. . People of America need to go to school and learn to drive. Scary shit is. . .only thing that happened to his was a minor scrape, cracked bumper, and busted taillight. . a total of $75 and an hours work. Mine? $500, if not more to fix it, and then it still wouldn't be normal again. Fuck it. . .I hope you die you sorry son of a bitch. Hey Swamp. . can I borrow your glock some time? I wanna plaster this fucker to the wall.

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World_Demise

08-07-2002, 02:39 AM

Sue him! Yeah, for emotional distress or something /wwwthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

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puduhead

08-07-2002, 02:44 AM

> it. . .I hope you die you sorry son of a bitch. Hey Swamp.
> . can I borrow your glock some time? I wanna plaster this
> fucker to the wall.

I'm a hired gun. But I don't settle traffic disputes! <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

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Kijutsu

08-07-2002, 02:56 AM

> I'm a hired gun. But I don't settle traffic disputes!
>

This ain't no traffic dispute.. this is a parking lot dispute. . and his car will die. . . . I love matches. . . <img src=smilies/eek13.gif>

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Isildur

08-07-2002, 06:16 AM

> . . now what gives here? I can fucking park. .but he can't.
> . so I get yelled at. . . WTF. It's not that the dent
> bothers me. . it's the fact that the fucking idiot had the
> nerve to yell at me. . .
>

The guy probably knows that he's a moron. Yelling at you was probably his futile attempt to cover up that fact.

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Dark Macc

08-07-2002, 05:11 PM

> If you can manage to damage (hehehe) his spark plugs wires,
> he'll have to have them replaced. And that is
> extraordinarily expensive on an Aerostar, since the mechanic
> will have to use a special tools to remove the old wires and
> replace them with the new ones.

You misunderstood, Kijutsu owns the Aerostar

Dark Macc

08-07-2002, 05:26 PM

And I understand that, but I'm saying, Kijutsu owns a red 1990 Aerostar. Trust me, I've been in it. And he also said that he owns a 1990 Aerostar in the post as well, I'm just trying to clear things up.

Kijutsu

08-08-2002, 02:56 AM

Sorry. . I was still highly pissed off at the ignornant motherfucker who can't drive .. yes.. I own the shitty 1990 ford candy apple red aerostar. o.@. . with a little extra white and silver decoration on the fucking door. . I should take a digital snapshot just to show you how fucked over it is. :/

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Kijutsu

08-08-2002, 02:58 AM

> And however much you're thinking for an engine replacement,
> you can probably increase that figure by about 50 or 100%
> for an Aerostar.

Okay dammit.. drop the whole "Everything for Aerostars are more expensive" shit please? It was a _FREE_ car. . I can't complain too much about it. . .dayamn

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Kijutsu

08-09-2002, 12:57 AM

> Likewise, my van was free as well, assuming my mom doesn't
> take it back. I'm not trying to complain, but everything IS
> more expensive for an Aerostar.
>
Okay. . I'll give you that much. . . Everything IS more expensive.

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