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Lenophis
11-12-2004, 05:35 AM
Since nobody can tell when the hell someone is telling a joke, how about some [sarcasm] tags that skew the text so they look like they are typing drunk....or....something.

Seriously people, it's text, how the hell is anyone supposed to know what's a joke and what isn't? The mind can't interept that correctly... <img src=smilies/director.gif>

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Lobster Cowboy
11-12-2004, 05:43 AM
you know it's a joke if it's told correctly. tags will only help to weaken the public's already tenuous grasp of the english language.

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Lenophis
11-12-2004, 05:57 AM
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you know it's a joke if it's told correctly. tags will only help to weaken the public's already tenuous grasp of the english language.

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If the general public wasn't already as dumb as a rock, I'd agree with you.

Not only that, when was the last time a joke was told correctly in here?

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Lobster Cowboy
11-12-2004, 06:17 AM
well okay, let's try this:

brad's mom is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on her scale.

thanks, i'll be here all week

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Kai_Legends
11-18-2004, 08:49 PM
> brad's mom is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on
> her scale.
>
> thanks, i'll be here all week

lol. A "yo mamma" joke. Haven't heard those in awhile.


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Fla Flash
11-19-2004, 03:21 AM
Actually, I've seen Brad's mom.
She's somewhat teh fox.
But this works better:
Me: So, David (my son) have you thought about getting married?
David: yeah, why?
Me: Make sure you marry an ugly girl.
David: God, dad, why?
Me: Well, if you marry a pretty girl, two weeks later they might up and leave you.
David: Well, an ugly girl can do that too.
Me: Yeah, but who gives a shit?

Now, back to suggestions....

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Redbomb
02-08-2005, 08:51 AM
> this works better:
Me: So, David (my son) have you thought
> about getting married?
David: yeah, why?
Me: Make sure you
> marry an ugly girl.
David: God, dad, why?
Me: Well, if you
> marry a pretty girl, two weeks later they might up and leave
> you.
David: Well, an ugly girl can do that too.
Me: Yeah,
> but who gives a shit?

Now, back to suggestions....
>
Ba-dum-ching! I love it!
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