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Phoenix
08-02-2002, 10:18 PM
Okay, This guy just left. This is the third time he's come by to ask me on a date.
He's got several very obvious problems.
Problem #1 He wants to take me out. That should explain alot!
#2 He's done this since I was 14. He was 19. Its getting old
#3 I ran him off with the threat of shooting him if he ever came near me again. (He thought he'd boast about how he was gonna beat up "that gay motha fucka he met" in front of my lil sis)
#4 He comes back, comes to the door . I answer w/ a rifle. He grins. "Wow! You were actually serious. You know, girls shouldn't have guns"

I should have shot him then. But my anger management worked. Unfortunately. what scares me is that he may reproduce one day!
WHY DO ALL THE DECENT ONES LIVE SO FAR AWAY?!?

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Phoenix
08-02-2002, 10:24 PM
> Hehehe, good question. :D I'm suprised he stayed when you
> answered with the rifle...I think that's an indication that
> you don't want to talk to him. :)
>
He only stayed long enough for me to prove it was loaded. <img src=smilies/snipersmilie.gif>

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ricardobaltazar
08-02-2002, 11:29 PM
> He only stayed long enough for me to prove it was loaded.

I feel like I should be hearing a banjo playing in the background while reading this post. http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif


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Vampiro
08-02-2002, 11:45 PM
> I feel like I should be hearing a banjo playing in the
> background while reading this post.

Get off mah land!!!<img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif>

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Phoenix
08-02-2002, 11:48 PM
> I feel like I should be hearing a banjo playing in the
> background while reading this post.
>
Ahhh !! I'm not THAT bad! <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
Am i??! <img src=smilies/errrr.gif>

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ricardobaltazar
08-02-2002, 11:51 PM
> Ahhh !! I'm not THAT bad!
> Am i??!

No, I dont think so. I'm just a city slicker is all. <img src=smilies/cwm27.gif>

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Isildur
08-03-2002, 01:36 AM
> > WHY DO ALL THE DECENT ONES LIVE SO FAR AWAY?!?
>
> Hehehe, good question. :D I'm suprised he stayed when you
> answered with the rifle...I think that's an indication that
> you don't want to talk to him. :)
>

Gee, are you sure? It sounded kind of ambiguous to me... <img src=smilies/cwm27.gif>

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Vampiro
08-03-2002, 01:54 AM
> > Get off mah land!!!
>
> Get offa mah property!

Exactly/wwwthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Isildur
08-03-2002, 02:08 AM
> Get offa mah property!
>

Wow, he looks just like those weirdos that live up around the Finger Lakes!


J/K, J/K, J/K!!! ;)

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Jathys
08-03-2002, 02:36 AM
> He's got several very obvious problems.

Don't we all?

>He's done this since I was 14. He was 19. Its getting old

You should have said yes . . . Could have sent him to jail:-P

> I should have shot him then. But my anger management worked.

Hahahaha:-D

> WHY DO ALL THE DECENT ONES LIVE SO FAR AWAY?!?

As my daddy always used to say, "If she ain't good enough for her only family, then she ain't good enough for ours."

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Kijutsu
08-03-2002, 02:41 AM
> WHY DO ALL THE DECENT ONES LIVE SO FAR AWAY?!?


Hrmm. . I've often wondered that too. Why is it. . that in one's own home town. People of the opposite sex (or people of the same sex if that is what you perfer) are always bitches/jackasses and whatnot. WTF?!?!?!

Urgh. . . . when someone figures this out. . let me and Pheonix know. :D

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Dark Macc
08-03-2002, 03:28 AM
> Urgh. . . . when someone figures this out. . let me and
> Pheonix know. :D

Hell Kij, I don't even know. You know my fiancee lives ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY! Sheesh. Maybe it's just fucked up fate. Who knows?


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Kijutsu
08-03-2002, 03:47 AM
> Hell Kij, I don't even know. You know my fiancee lives ALL
> THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY! Sheesh. Maybe it's just fucked
> up fate. Who knows?

... least you have a fiancee. . . <img src=smilies/eek13.gif>

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Phoenix
08-05-2002, 05:22 AM
Guess who came by today to see if my family wanted to go the river with him to swim?
Oh, and yesterday afternoon, this same lovely persistent soul spent 3 hours talking with my dad.
What's the deal? I said no and no one should be that persistent over ME! <img src=smilies/eek13.gif>

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Isildur
08-05-2002, 05:35 AM
> no one should be that persistent over ME!
>

You probably aren't giving yourself nearly enough credit.

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Vampiro
08-05-2002, 07:47 AM
> What's the deal? I said no

Bust a Cap in his azz!!<img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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Jathys
08-05-2002, 03:38 PM
> Guess who came by today to see if my family wanted to go the
> river with him to swim?

Ummm, your own personal Steve Urkel?

> What's the deal? I said no and no one should be that
> persistent over ME!

Sure they should be . . . But he's still a psycho.

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shawn
08-05-2002, 06:23 PM
Well hell, you better go out with him, who knows how long it'll be till another psycho asks you out.<img src=smilies/retard.gif>

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