Fla Flash
07-29-2002, 11:22 AM
I'm putting this one in diaries, because I feel like an idiot, thanks to my pal, the Gobbler. Moron calls me here at work and tells me one of the puppies was decapitated. I get home from my grocery shopping, it's dark. He and another of my neighbors both tell me this again, repeatedly. He's dead serious.
I go to see the landlady the next day. I tell her I heard about the dog, and then ask her if she's reported it.
She looks at me strange. Why, she asks.
Well, I said, a person obviously had to have done that. Unless the racoons are carrying switchblade.
Come here, she said.
She had a hole dug out in the back where the other dogs are buried. I had interruped her gravedigging.
Well I walk out there, and she's got the whole just about dug. She pointed to the carcass on top of the garbage bag.
What do you think? she asks.
I look down, (holding my nose) I can see head , skull anyway, of the dead pup still on the body. Well, that's there, I said.
She looked at me. This is what you get for even listening to him.
I shrugged my shoulders and shook my head. I thought he was doing better.
She just laughed.
I looked at her. I'm just glad he's not county corooner.
She smiled, and I buried the dog for her.
Now all I need is a way to get even with that sonofabitch.
I don't mind getting overly excited about stuff; that can be good for you occaisionally. But I'm pissed about making that post Friday. I should know better than that. Always check your sources. Damn. Sorry, everybody.
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I go to see the landlady the next day. I tell her I heard about the dog, and then ask her if she's reported it.
She looks at me strange. Why, she asks.
Well, I said, a person obviously had to have done that. Unless the racoons are carrying switchblade.
Come here, she said.
She had a hole dug out in the back where the other dogs are buried. I had interruped her gravedigging.
Well I walk out there, and she's got the whole just about dug. She pointed to the carcass on top of the garbage bag.
What do you think? she asks.
I look down, (holding my nose) I can see head , skull anyway, of the dead pup still on the body. Well, that's there, I said.
She looked at me. This is what you get for even listening to him.
I shrugged my shoulders and shook my head. I thought he was doing better.
She just laughed.
I looked at her. I'm just glad he's not county corooner.
She smiled, and I buried the dog for her.
Now all I need is a way to get even with that sonofabitch.
I don't mind getting overly excited about stuff; that can be good for you occaisionally. But I'm pissed about making that post Friday. I should know better than that. Always check your sources. Damn. Sorry, everybody.
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