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IceWolf20

10-26-2004, 04:33 PM

> Turn off the ability to view signatures, and also do
> yourself a favor by not having dead animals in your
> signature, kthx.

I'm not one to comment on people's actions on this board....afterall, IT'S A FUCKING INTERNET FORUM, but this is just too much...

Please....I really think this is getting fucking ridiculous....there's really only one signature that I've seen on this board that was inapproprate and that was the homosexual blow job circle....which is all fine an dandy if we could guarantee that there were no under 18 viewers....but since that can't be guaranteed, it was inappropriate. As far as content goes....any signature (or post for that matter) is viable so long as the mods deem it innofensive and/or it is linked/labled with NSFW or any other warnings about obviously offensive material (unlike RedXIII consistently failed to do). If there was a problem with the sig, offending person's would be banned...and seeing as that has not happened as of yet....quit bitching.

And while we're on the subject of dead animials...who's to say the "free cat" post wasn't innofensive? Dead animal present....and everyone laughed....I really thing there are a lot of people here being overly sensitive....if you don't like it....don't look, and turn off the sigs if you just can't pry your eyes away from it. You, and everyone else lambasting people for their content that is (at least in my opinion) hardly offensive need to chill out and either take it up with individuals privately or take measures necessary on your end to "be comfortable."

/rant

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Cornellius

10-26-2004, 04:40 PM

I couldn't have said it better.

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SwampGas

10-26-2004, 04:50 PM

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JadussD

10-26-2004, 05:28 PM

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Why the hell is everyone being such wusses about that signature? If you can look at a chicken carcass in your kitchen, you can look at that. Jeez.

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Slicer S. V.

10-26-2004, 05:34 PM

> I couldn't have said it better.
>
ditto to the third power

JadussD

10-26-2004, 05:44 PM

> Why the hell is everyone being such wusses about that
> signature? If you can look at a chicken carcass in your
> kitchen, you can look at that. Jeez.
>

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MooglyGuy

10-26-2004, 06:12 PM

> Why the hell is everyone being such wusses about that
> signature? If you can look at a chicken carcass in your
> kitchen, you can look at that. Jeez.

OMG! You sexist pig have a hot cup of stfu. :(

Fla Flash

10-26-2004, 06:23 PM

Thank you.
Nice to see at least two other reasonable people posting here.
Well said.
Besides, maybe the vegetarians amongst us will complain about mine.

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MooglyGuy

10-26-2004, 06:58 PM

> Besides, maybe the vegetarians amongst us will complain
> about mine.

YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU'RE PROMOTING THE MURDER OF INNOCENT LEGUMES!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(

Seriously... this thread needed some levity. Sorry for starting it. If someone could delete it before I get screamed at for being a sexist pig, that would be great.

StormsInHerEyes

10-26-2004, 07:30 PM

I think it's moreso I screamed at you for being a complete Jackass and an idiot of that..

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StormsInHerEyes

10-26-2004, 07:39 PM

Okay. This has gotten out of hand. When I said the sexist pigs comment. I expected to get a response back like "yeah whatever get back in that kitchen" and we'd all laugh and forget about it. But I'd like to set forth, that you did aid this battle by blowing it up into something larger. And then of course, I assumed you were being a jackass like you're notorious for and decided to fight back against a jackass by stating my point, and it just went from there. So no, I'm not going to change my mind that you're a jackass, because I believe you are, and you can believe I'm a batshit bitch all you want. But I'm not changing my sig because wingless went through all the time and effort of making it herself and I believe she did an awesome job. And I think there are a few things that need to be said on the board about the way many of the females have been treated in the past. Yes we put up with it, and it's not so obscenely bad that often. Now you take someone like Inverse, and he was obscenely bad, by sending me pictures of his penis and other things that were just horrendous. But all in all, I didn't meant for it to get blown up, I didn't mean for you to go awol so for that I am sorry

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The 9th Sage

10-26-2004, 07:42 PM

>Now you
> take someone like Inverse, and he was obscenely bad, by
> sending me pictures of his penis and other things that were
> just horrendous.

InVerse...fucking lunatic.
I still feel like in some ways it is my fault that he even got to do ANY of the shit he pulled. I guess it's not though, I dunno. I just feel horrible about it.

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Dark Macc

10-26-2004, 07:48 PM

> Turn off the ability to view signatures, and also do
> yourself a favor by not having dead animals in your
> signature, kthx.

Dude, you use Mozilla / Firefox, right? Right click the picture, and "Block all pictures from this server."

SpaceTiger

10-26-2004, 07:54 PM

> Edit Profile
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Even better:
Get adblock extension for firefox
Right-click on offending image
Click "Adblock Image"

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Lillymon

10-26-2004, 10:20 PM

I am so glad I decided to start reading the Diaries board again. I'd usually have to pay for this kind of entertainment.

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Danoz

10-26-2004, 10:27 PM

> I am so glad I decided to start reading the Diaries board
> again. I'd usually have to pay for this kind of
> entertainment.

You need a hobby <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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Lillymon

10-26-2004, 10:28 PM

> You need a hobby

This is my hobby. I need a job. <img src=smilies/moon.gif>

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StormsInHerEyes

10-27-2004, 01:42 AM

How about this for even better:
Unplug computer.
return it to store
Tell them that you're too much of a dumbass for it :P

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SwampGas

10-27-2004, 01:46 AM

Babe...what is in that signature pic?

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MooglyGuy

10-27-2004, 01:56 AM

> Babe...what is in that signature pic?

A dead pig, because it represents her desire to kill men, or at least that's what I've gathered from her sporadic outbursts. I think if we got a playwright interested, we could probably turn her ZMD exploits into the next Arsenic and Old Lace.

StormsInHerEyes

10-27-2004, 01:57 AM

> Babe...what is in that signature pic?
>
Hi sammy <img src=smilies/liefde.gif><img src=smilies/liefde.gif><img src=smilies/liefde.gif>

Christa made it. I thought its hella cool. Its of.. I think a pig roasting and the other stuff I dunno, and the quote she handwrote but was from a womens lib thing.

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SwampGas

10-27-2004, 02:11 AM

> Christa made it. I thought its hella cool. Its of.. I think
> a pig roasting and the other stuff I dunno, and the quote
> she handwrote but was from a womens lib thing.

It looks quite delicious to me. I see ham, rump roast and pork chops.

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SwampGas

10-27-2004, 02:12 AM

> A dead pig, because it represents her desire to kill men, or
> at least that's what I've gathered from her sporadic
> outbursts. I think if we got a playwright interested, we
> could probably turn her ZMD exploits into the next Arsenic
> and Old Lace.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

And remember...the words you say to someone could be your last. Choose wisely.

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StormsInHerEyes

10-27-2004, 02:13 AM

you're such a loveable redneck :P you know I loves ya sammy

Oh hey hey hey... What's the guys name at the better deal cellular place in york?

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SwampGas

10-27-2004, 02:23 AM

> Oh hey hey hey... What's the guys name at the better deal
> cellular place in york?

Changed jobs and moved. Works for verizon wireless in selinsgrove now.

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The 9th Sage

10-27-2004, 03:09 AM

> A dead pig, because it represents her desire to kill men, or
> at least that's what I've gathered from her sporadic
> outbursts. I think if we got a playwright interested, we
> could probably turn her ZMD exploits into the next Arsenic
> and Old Lace.

Personally...I feel everyone here who has large sticks rammed up their collective asses need to just shut the HELL up. It's a fucking pig, roasting. Woooo...oh my god, it's the Armageddon! Run for your lives!
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And please, by all means, take this as a mere suggestion. Recent events in life have transported me to the magical land of don't give a shit sarcasm. Take out all your aggresion on me in this post here, that way you don't have any for anyone else and we can spare ourselves more useless crap.

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SpaceTiger

10-27-2004, 03:37 AM

> How about this for even better:
> Unplug computer.
> return it to store
> Tell them that you're too much of a dumbass for it :P

Hey whoa, what did I do? It was just a suggestion for blocking images you don't like.

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Kuikorosu

10-27-2004, 07:04 AM

> Hey whoa, what did I do? It was just a suggestion for
> blocking images you don't like.

Shhh, quiet, you sexist pig.

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icenine0

10-27-2004, 07:14 AM

Mr. Tiger, given your knowledge of astrophysics, would you say the retardation on all fronts will eventually collapse to a quantum singularity, or, rather, continue to burst outward, eventually endumbnifying even the furthest reaches of our universe?

> Hey whoa, what did I do? It was just a suggestion for
> blocking images you don't like.
>

The more often you fail, the sweeter the taste of success!

SpaceTiger

10-27-2004, 07:25 AM

> Mr. Tiger, given your knowledge of astrophysics, would you
> say the retardation on all fronts will eventually collapse
> to a quantum singularity, or, rather, continue to burst
> outward, eventually endumbnifying even the furthest reaches
> of our universe?

Me endumnified? That's unpossible.

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StormsInHerEyes

10-27-2004, 10:56 AM

not you dude it was just a joke...

jeeez everyone here needs to ctfd

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breadcrust

10-27-2004, 11:16 AM

> jeeez everyone here needs to ctfd

i hope u include yourself in that

Breadcrust

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Fla Flash

10-27-2004, 11:49 AM

I think you should be careful about passing judgement on people that you've yet to get to know.

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breadcrust

10-27-2004, 01:49 PM

> I think you should be careful about passing judgement on
> people that you've yet to get to know.

i have not totally judged storms, as yes, ive only been at this forum a little while. but i just cant not judge someone a little with a sig like that and how she was going off a bit in that thread.

not that moogle is anywhere near perfect tho. hes taking this a bit too seriously too i think.

they both need to ctfd.

but i have to agree that your sig isnt very nice to say the least storms.

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Fla Flash

10-27-2004, 03:16 PM

Dude, everybody's gotten nuts over it. It's only a pig being cooked. Hasn't anyone ever been to a barbecue?

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Danoz

10-27-2004, 08:46 PM

> Dude, everybody's gotten nuts over it. It's only a pig being
> cooked. Hasn't anyone ever been to a barbecue?

You're forgetting that there's a bloody hand print, too
<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>. The signature is gross. People can say what they want about it, people can block it and she has the right to use it.

However, whatever you post online is subject to feedback, she needs to understand that. You can't post a bloody pig for a signature and then get offended when people say something about it.

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IceWolf20

10-27-2004, 08:54 PM

> You're forgetting that there's a bloody hand print, too
> . The signature is gross.

Am I really the only one here that has no problem whatsoever with this picture? I know I'm practically alone in calling it artistic, and damnit if a curcifix in urine is art, why can't this be?

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SpaceTiger

10-27-2004, 09:06 PM

> Am I really the only one here that has no problem whatsoever
> with this picture? I know I'm practically alone in calling
> it artistic, and damnit if a curcifix in urine is art, why
> can't this be?

I've got no problem with it, I just don't want to see it everytime I load one of her posts. Same reason I wouldn't want to see Schindler's List more than once.

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Fla Flash

10-27-2004, 09:32 PM

Sorry, but I'm with IceWolf. It's actually kind of artistic. I think it's harmless.
Everyone expresses themselves in a certain way. Why, hell, I'm in the mood for Halloween. (My pumpkin, however lost the drinking contest). <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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Gavin_86

10-27-2004, 09:38 PM

> I am so glad I decided to start reading the Diaries board
> again. I'd usually have to pay for this kind of
> entertainment.

you simply need to turn on your TV to the mainstream news media. This political season is great, way better than last term's. Did you catch the episode where President Bush landed in his helicopter to the Top Gun theme song, or the episode where each candidate's party said the other was winning after the debates? Those were my favorites. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>

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SpaceTiger

10-27-2004, 09:55 PM

> Sorry, but I'm with IceWolf. It's actually kind of artistic.
> Everyone expresses themselves in a
> certain way.

You might want to read my post again. I think you missed the point.

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The 9th Sage

10-28-2004, 02:29 AM

> I think you should be careful about passing judgement on
> people that you've yet to get to know.

I was hoping she included herself...I include MYself in this argument. Everyone should chill out...we're freaking out (one way or another) over a sig. O_o And I mean no disrespect, I love ya dearly Kirsten, ok? :)

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StormsInHerEyes

10-28-2004, 03:29 AM

\ I love ya dearly Kirsten, ok? :)
>
miao <img src=smilies/liefde.gif>

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The 9th Sage

10-28-2004, 03:32 AM

> miao

Heh. *blushes* I don't care if it's over the internet or what, but women make my brain turn to mush so easily. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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StormsInHerEyes

10-28-2004, 07:29 PM

haha speaking of women I'm being a dominatrix for halloween

whoo!

well a rennissancie dominatrix... Yummy to furry handcuffs and whips

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Cornellius

10-28-2004, 08:14 PM

> haha speaking of women I'm being a dominatrix for halloween

mmm mm
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The 9th Sage

10-28-2004, 08:15 PM

> mmm mm
> I've been a very bad boy

Oh man...you gotta dress up as Dr Cornellisu for Haloween. That'd be so perfect. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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