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You are worthless maggot. You don't even qualify as a festering sore, because your irritations can never amount to anything significant, and one is inspired to shake his head in disgust rather than become enraged. On the day that you were born, I imagine your idiocy was already painted on your face, which already bore the visage of an annoying imbecile, and upon seeing this, the doctors threw you head-first into a wall, exacerbating the already sad state of your intellect. You lack the spark of ingenuity and subversiveness that marks a good troll, and only inspire people to sigh at the declining state of humanity, and wonder if some mad scientist will come to the rescue of our ailing species and engineer an incurable disease which only infects individuals with no brain matter.
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