Fla Flash
07-20-2002, 12:59 PM
Okay, I think certain people need their priorities straight.
Nobody here.
Just a certain neighbor......
Yeah. Gobbler.
Two of my nicest neighbors (a couple, he's a little older than me, she's around my age) have a pain in the ass dog they let loose once in a blue moon. Apparently the other morning, the Gobbler was supposed to bring the four new cat-eaters (puppies, two of which are going away soon :D) to the vets for shots. Well, instead of gathering the puppies up one by one and slippin' em in the car, dumbass tries to carry all four to the car at once. Needless to say it turned into a major league cluster fuck. It ended up with him getting bit (hehehe) by one of the puppies cause the neighbors dog was trying to get to it.
Phhhht. He threatened to evict them, all kinds of crap. Here's why I've taken an interest in this.
The guy just got out of the hospital. He's got a slight blockage in one of his arteries that they can fix with medicine.
Why, oh fucking why, is this dumbass Gobbler messing with someone who has a heart problem?
Coward.
He tried squaring off with me twice. He almost got killed the first time (he pulled a gun on someone and tried stealing somebody's money- I had him in the "throatgrip from hell" as I call it. Got pulled off him) The second time was when he said we need to "turn the middle east into glass". That was a refernce to the whole 9/11 deal. He got his ass kicked for that. I told him he was nothing more than a Hitler wannabe, and preaching mass Genocide was revolting. He told me I wasn't an American and swung an axe handle at me.
Three guesses where I almost stuck the axe handle. He got a nice popknot on his head, a mark on the side of the face from where I knocked his silly ass into the grill, and a broken hand. (He tried hitting me a couple of times) :D
Back to the point. I looked at him last night and said, "I've a problem with this."
"What, that asshole? Fuck him, he needs to die...." he went on and on.
I shook my head. "The worst thing is God will get even with you.".
He looks back, "I'm only 34, I'm not gonna die soon."
I stared back. "Don't be so sure.".
As I walked away I thought one thing.
Fuck him.
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Nobody here.
Just a certain neighbor......
Yeah. Gobbler.
Two of my nicest neighbors (a couple, he's a little older than me, she's around my age) have a pain in the ass dog they let loose once in a blue moon. Apparently the other morning, the Gobbler was supposed to bring the four new cat-eaters (puppies, two of which are going away soon :D) to the vets for shots. Well, instead of gathering the puppies up one by one and slippin' em in the car, dumbass tries to carry all four to the car at once. Needless to say it turned into a major league cluster fuck. It ended up with him getting bit (hehehe) by one of the puppies cause the neighbors dog was trying to get to it.
Phhhht. He threatened to evict them, all kinds of crap. Here's why I've taken an interest in this.
The guy just got out of the hospital. He's got a slight blockage in one of his arteries that they can fix with medicine.
Why, oh fucking why, is this dumbass Gobbler messing with someone who has a heart problem?
Coward.
He tried squaring off with me twice. He almost got killed the first time (he pulled a gun on someone and tried stealing somebody's money- I had him in the "throatgrip from hell" as I call it. Got pulled off him) The second time was when he said we need to "turn the middle east into glass". That was a refernce to the whole 9/11 deal. He got his ass kicked for that. I told him he was nothing more than a Hitler wannabe, and preaching mass Genocide was revolting. He told me I wasn't an American and swung an axe handle at me.
Three guesses where I almost stuck the axe handle. He got a nice popknot on his head, a mark on the side of the face from where I knocked his silly ass into the grill, and a broken hand. (He tried hitting me a couple of times) :D
Back to the point. I looked at him last night and said, "I've a problem with this."
"What, that asshole? Fuck him, he needs to die...." he went on and on.
I shook my head. "The worst thing is God will get even with you.".
He looks back, "I'm only 34, I'm not gonna die soon."
I stared back. "Don't be so sure.".
As I walked away I thought one thing.
Fuck him.
Sorry, had to rant.<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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