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Fla Flash
07-19-2002, 12:40 PM
Guess my bud's havin a good time. Here's what he sent:

Hi Flash,
Man, taking a few weeks off to rest some. That last encounter with Jesse left me a little confused. And curious. I wonder if she's..naw. Couldn't be.
Anyway, I'm out trying to train Bayleef some more. She's still not obeying me real well. So me a my bud, Peek, are working with her (on break right now).
So yesterday, I'm out here with Bayleef and good ol' Noctowl and Bayleef's holding her own pretty well and I see smoke from where we're camping. So I put those two back in the Pokeballs and go running. It's a good mile from where I'm working out.
I'm about a 1/4 mile from the site, when the smoke hits me.
Oh, boy. This is trouble.
I know exactly what they're burning.
Brock may know a bunch about rock Pokemon, but he don't know shit about plant life (remember the mushrooms). I cover my nose and get to the site. I near busted laughing.
They had a pile of the plants about two feet tall. Misty's just standing there, tossing them on the fire, watching them burn and laughing.
Brock's cutting up some sort of meat and putting it in the pan with a load of vegetables. There's Togepei asleep against a rock.Somebody's missing. I look back at the meat Brock's cutting and start to wonder..
I run over and grab Brock by the shoulder.
He looks up, all red-eyed. "Whaaat?"
Shit, he's stoned out of his mind. "Where's Pikachu?"
He looks back down, staring at the horizon, waving the knife around in circles. "I, uh. Dunno.".
I call him once. I hear "Chika" from the other side of the tree. There he is stoned out of his little mind, discharching thunderbolts all over the place. "Hey, bud, lay down and sleep." He rubs his stomach. Shit. He's got the munchies.
"Brock," I yell, "got any Pokefood?"
"Misty and me kind of ate it."
I look at the tree. Apples. Just as I'm about to jump for one, I heard the crash.
Apparently Team Lamers was attracted to the smoke, and at this point, I'd imagine, pretty well fucked up. Buncha clear space and they land on top of one of two trees in a forty yard radius.
Good news is, it knocked a shitload of apples down, and Pikachu went nuts, eating apples, smiling.
Bad news is, I'm looking up at a body flying straight down at me.
Jesse lands square on top of me. We're both dazed, and when we open our eyes, we're looking directly at each other.
"Sorry," she said softly, maybe a half inch from my face, "for dropping in. But I'll take your-"
Then she stopped. She must have been trashed.
She kissed me, pulled away, smiled and kissed me again.
I saw fireworks. "Look," I said, "I don't think anyone else would underst-" she put her fingers to my lips.
"We'll work this out somehow." She kisses me again. "In the meantime, please get those two idiots out of the tree for me.".
She takes her time getting off me, and I notice that girl has more curves than 40 miles of bad road.
I get up and get Bayleef out and razor leaf 'em out of the tree. The balloon basket falls, both James and Meowth still passed out. I look over at the fire, and so are Brock and Misty.
I guess Jesse checked the same things, and walks over to me. "Thanks.". She pulled me toward her.
"Don't mention it." I swallowed hard. She kissed and held me close, and whispered in my ear.
"We'll figure something out."
"Yeah," I whispered back.
I helped her patch the balloon and she took off. I watched her float away and wondered.
What the hell is going on?
I guess love is a strange thing.
Until next time,
Ash.

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Isildur
07-19-2002, 04:49 PM
<font size=-2 color=#7F7F7F><sub>Wow, that shrimp has all the luck.</sub></font>

Err no, Roger, I didn't say anything&mdash; you must be hearing things again. <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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Isildur
07-19-2002, 04:50 PM
> Hehehe...a bunch of Pokestoners. :)
>

Tok&eacute;mon

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shawn
07-19-2002, 05:10 PM
Tend to the fire or help tagteam Jesse, tend the fire or help tagteam Jesse, god decisions decisions why aren't they every easy.....<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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<font color=green>Take me down to the paradise city where
the grass is green and the girls have big titties. :)</font color=green></P>

Isildur
07-19-2002, 05:21 PM
> Tend to the fire or help tagteam Jesse, tend the fire or
> help tagteam Jesse, god decisions decisions why aren't they
> ever easy.....
>

Maybe this is how some of those wildfires really got started. ;P

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shawn
07-19-2002, 05:33 PM
> Maybe this is how some of those wildfires really got
> started. ;P

Not exactly, they said it was lightning strikes but I heard it was Picachu playing with himself in the bushes, again. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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<font color=green>Take me down to the paradise city where
the grass is green and the girls have big titties. :)</font color=green></P>

shawn
07-19-2002, 05:40 PM
> Heh. I love these.
> I'd like to see a cartoon series of this.
>
Hell just use your imagination, Jesse didn't land right on top of ass in my mind, she fell ass first right onto his face, I feel a mind is a terrible thing to waste. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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<font color=green>Take me down to the paradise city where
the grass is green and the girls have big titties. :)</font color=green></P>

shawn
07-19-2002, 05:46 PM
> If Ash isn't careful, he might "catch 'em all" from Jesse.
>

JESSE!, put those down, those aren't benwai balls.<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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<font color=green>Take me down to the paradise city where
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Dark Macc
07-19-2002, 06:08 PM
Looks like Ash is gonna get some ass. Okay, bad pun..

*Dodges bricks*

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Isildur
07-19-2002, 06:08 PM
> If Ash isn't careful, he might "catch 'em all" from Jesse.
>

Hey, no stealin'! (http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=talktown&Number=117971)

j/k ;)

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