Narvi
07-12-2002, 10:26 AM
Hah hah hah hah!
Tricked you Isildur.
So I had this big fat party when my mom left town. I'd say like 20 people showed up and I bought hella alcohol. I had chance to have sex twice and I even had a chance to get in a threesome! It was crazy. My friend cut his toe and we put his foot in the bathtub with the water running and left for a minute, but when we came back the water was still running (and almost overflowing) and he was singing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I drank quite a bit and it was all in all a very fun night, but I've spent all of today cleaning up my house and it looks spotless. What's really odd is that somehow there was a big black dot in the middle of the ceiling in the living room. I assume it was done by the same person who was giving all the very drunk people Spanish style mustaches and goatees with a permanent marker. Nothing really very broken though, except the toilet seat and cover were both removed from the toilet for some strange reason no doubt and during/after a game of Cranium somebody drew a penis ejaculating on a piece of paper with the caption "Dick splooging" below it. Odd, but even more odd when I found it in my freezer. A sperm bank maybe?
Other than all that crazy stuff, I had some shots of Vodka (very good BTW) an exceptionally strong margarita with added Tequila, a White Russian, which I drank half of and then people stole cause it tasted so good and about 5 beers. Very fun evening, I woke up on my floor in my room and there were other bodies scattered about the house and one guy even stayed up all night playing Warcraft 3 despite the ongoing party.
I'm sure glad I had a party instead of cleaning the toilets. WEEEEEEEEE!
<P ID="signature">Sometimes I wonder. Sometimes I wander. Sometimes I do both. Sometimes when I do both, I get lost. </P>
Tricked you Isildur.
So I had this big fat party when my mom left town. I'd say like 20 people showed up and I bought hella alcohol. I had chance to have sex twice and I even had a chance to get in a threesome! It was crazy. My friend cut his toe and we put his foot in the bathtub with the water running and left for a minute, but when we came back the water was still running (and almost overflowing) and he was singing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I drank quite a bit and it was all in all a very fun night, but I've spent all of today cleaning up my house and it looks spotless. What's really odd is that somehow there was a big black dot in the middle of the ceiling in the living room. I assume it was done by the same person who was giving all the very drunk people Spanish style mustaches and goatees with a permanent marker. Nothing really very broken though, except the toilet seat and cover were both removed from the toilet for some strange reason no doubt and during/after a game of Cranium somebody drew a penis ejaculating on a piece of paper with the caption "Dick splooging" below it. Odd, but even more odd when I found it in my freezer. A sperm bank maybe?
Other than all that crazy stuff, I had some shots of Vodka (very good BTW) an exceptionally strong margarita with added Tequila, a White Russian, which I drank half of and then people stole cause it tasted so good and about 5 beers. Very fun evening, I woke up on my floor in my room and there were other bodies scattered about the house and one guy even stayed up all night playing Warcraft 3 despite the ongoing party.
I'm sure glad I had a party instead of cleaning the toilets. WEEEEEEEEE!
<P ID="signature">Sometimes I wonder. Sometimes I wander. Sometimes I do both. Sometimes when I do both, I get lost. </P>