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Narvi
07-12-2002, 10:26 AM
Hah hah hah hah!
Tricked you Isildur.

So I had this big fat party when my mom left town. I'd say like 20 people showed up and I bought hella alcohol. I had chance to have sex twice and I even had a chance to get in a threesome! It was crazy. My friend cut his toe and we put his foot in the bathtub with the water running and left for a minute, but when we came back the water was still running (and almost overflowing) and he was singing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I drank quite a bit and it was all in all a very fun night, but I've spent all of today cleaning up my house and it looks spotless. What's really odd is that somehow there was a big black dot in the middle of the ceiling in the living room. I assume it was done by the same person who was giving all the very drunk people Spanish style mustaches and goatees with a permanent marker. Nothing really very broken though, except the toilet seat and cover were both removed from the toilet for some strange reason no doubt and during/after a game of Cranium somebody drew a penis ejaculating on a piece of paper with the caption "Dick splooging" below it. Odd, but even more odd when I found it in my freezer. A sperm bank maybe?

Other than all that crazy stuff, I had some shots of Vodka (very good BTW) an exceptionally strong margarita with added Tequila, a White Russian, which I drank half of and then people stole cause it tasted so good and about 5 beers. Very fun evening, I woke up on my floor in my room and there were other bodies scattered about the house and one guy even stayed up all night playing Warcraft 3 despite the ongoing party.

I'm sure glad I had a party instead of cleaning the toilets. WEEEEEEEEE!

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Fla Flash
07-12-2002, 10:58 AM
Man, if the worst you got was a black spot on the ceiling, good job, bud!<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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Isildur
07-16-2002, 05:49 PM
> Hah hah hah hah!
> Tricked you Isildur.
>

Damn you! =P
(j/k)

Sounds like a pretty wild night, to say the least! <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>

Of course it's all fun and games until you find that someone completely shaved your mom's poodle, and tatooed "MIKULL LOVES JENEE!!" on its back...

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