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Fla Flash
07-06-2002, 07:45 PM
Okay, know why there was no new Pokemon episodes on this week? Well, I got the virus off the file Ash emailed me and here's what we got.

Hi Flash,
I hope everybody on the boards is okay. Cept Kuel. He thinks I'm nuts (you need to drop that, Ash). Anyway, I've got Brock and Misty right where I want 'em. They ain't been able to say crap since the crab incident. And ya know, I may have been picking on him, but Pikachu showed his true loyalty. He and I are really a team now. He almost senses what I'm thinking.
So we're getting closer to Olivine, and I'm at 100%. Brock and Misty, however are screaming about the shampoo I bought burning. (Ah, I found an empty shampoo bottle and filled it with Kerosene. Same result. Side effects are their own damn faults.) Well, they're hobblin' along and now I'm calling the shots. None of this committee shit anymore.
We come upon a clearing. There's a picnic blanket laid out and a full picnic lunch. Those two idiots are drooling, but I know what's going on.
Another Team LAMERS trap. I look at Pikachu, who has an evil little smile on his face, and grab Noctowl's pokeball out of my vest. Before I can utter an "I choose you", Brock and Misty are running for the picnic basket.
Yeah they fell in the pit. I shook my head. I threw the ball.
"Noctowl, I choose you!"
My favorite feathered pokemon emerges and I order him to find Team Asshole. He does.
Then, the new TM I taught him. "Noctowl, Crap Attack"
He shit all over everything. I'm standing there laughing my ass off, and poor Pikachu is crying, he's rolling around and laughing so hard. Then we heard words from Team Rocket I never remember hearing. "I quit.".
I raised an eyebrow and looked at Peek. He was wiping the last remnant of a tear from his eye, but he didn't look like he bought it either. "You can cover this, right?" He looked back at me with the MOST evil little smile I've ever seen.
"Noctowl, return". He's back and Jessie comes walking out by herself.
"Look, twerp, I don't mind losing, but", she shook her head, "having your Noctowl crap on us wasn't fair."
"Fair?" I raised an eyebrow. Pikachu was charging up already. "You've the nerve to talk about fair?"
"We're the ones who are supposed to cheat, remember?"
I looked at her. "Well don't consider it a loss today. It's a tie."
Jessie smiled at me. "Thank you, " she said and turned around.
And I slapped her on the ass.
She whirled, beet red, and after about fiften seconds, smiled at me. "I'll see you when this is all over."
I raised an eyebrow. I looked over at my bud, Pikachu and said, "What do you think?"
Pikachu started thrusting his hips back and forth.
Hehe. He's the smartest one travelling with me.
Until next time,
Ash.
Oh, and Flash, don't let anybody be mean to anybody else.

Yeah, right Ash.

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icenine0
07-06-2002, 09:59 PM
> Hi Flash,

> I hope everybody on the boards is okay. Cept Kuel. He

> thinks I'm nuts (you need to drop that, Ash). Anyway, I've

> got Brock and Misty right where I want 'em. They ain't been

> able to say crap since the crab incident. And ya know, I

> may have been picking on him, but Pikachu showed his true

> loyalty. He and I are really a team now. He almost senses

> what I'm thinking.

> So we're getting closer to Olivine, and I'm at 100%. Brock

> and Misty, however are screaming about the shampoo I bought

> burning. (Ah, I found an empty shampoo bottle and filled it

> with Kerosene. Same result. Side effects are their own

> damn faults.) Well, they're hobblin' along and now I'm

> calling the shots. None of this committee shit anymore.

> We come upon a clearing. There's a picnic blanket laid out

> and a full picnic lunch. Those two idiots are drooling, but

> I know what's going on.

> Another Team LAMERS trap. I look at Pikachu, who has an

> evil little smile on his face, and grab Noctowl's pokeball

> out of my vest. Before I can utter an "I choose you", Brock

> and Misty are running for the picnic basket.

> Yeah they fell in the pit. I shook my head. I threw the

> ball.

> "Noctowl, I choose you!"

> My favorite feathered pokemon emerges and I order him to

> find Team Asshole. He does.

> Then, the new TM I taught him. "Noctowl, Crap Attack"

> He shit all over everything. I'm standing there laughing my

> ass off, and poor Pikachu is crying, he's rolling around and

> laughing so hard. Then we heard words from Team Rocket I

> never remember hearing. "I quit.".

> I raised an eyebrow and looked at Peek. He was wiping the

> last remnant of a tear from his eye, but he didn't look like

> he bought it either. "You can cover this, right?" He

> looked back at me with the MOST evil little smile I've ever

> seen.

> "Noctowl, return". He's back and Jessie comes walking out

> by herself.

> "Look, twerp, I don't mind losing, but", she shook her head,

> "having your Noctowl crap on us wasn't fair."

> "Fair?" I raised an eyebrow. Pikachu was charging up

> already. "You've the nerve to talk about fair?"

> "We're the ones who are supposed to cheat, remember?"

> I looked at her. "Well don't consider it a loss today.

> It's a tie."

> Jessie smiled at me. "Thank you, " she said and turned

> around.

> And I slapped her on the ass.

> She whirled, beet red, and after about fiften seconds,

> smiled at me. "I'll see you when this is all over."

> I raised an eyebrow. I looked over at my bud, Pikachu and

> said, "What do you think?"

> Pikachu started thrusting his hips back and forth.

> Hehe. He's the smartest one travelling with me.

> Until next time,

> Ash.

> Oh, and Flash, don't let anybody be mean to anybody else.

>

> Yeah, right Ash.


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