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WhyteKnight
09-25-2004, 07:40 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me for a moment to tell you about someone who would make an excellent president. Me. I should be president, and I'll tell you why. If I were to be made president, here are the things I would do:

- Eliminate all reliance on foreign petroleum
- Bring jobs back into the country and make more jobs available
- Reverse the deficit and create a surplus
- Initiate programs to bolster the protection of the environment with the potential to aid the reversal of global warming
- Bring an end to terrorism
- Raise the quality of public education and make higher education more affordable
- Bring affordabale healthcare to all americans
- Eliminate stray loose change
- Solve the problem of inequality in taxation
- Ensure fair and accurate elections

These are just a few of the things I would establish were I in office as president. I'm available all this week for questions as to how these things might be done and welcome any support. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

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Ethereal
09-28-2004, 02:22 AM
I'm sorry, but, if I were an american, there would really only be one choice:

http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/index.htmlCthulhu for President</a>

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The 9th Sage
09-28-2004, 03:29 AM
> Cthulhu for President

Oh my god yes...we must make Cthulhu our president.
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Fla Flash
09-28-2004, 03:42 AM
Wrong.
I'm voting for him. (http://www.ajchs.union.k12.il.us/Webb,%20S/1chaos-b.gif). I know I can kick his ass if he gets out of line.

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MooglyGuy
09-28-2004, 04:37 AM
> Wrong.
> I'm voting for him.. I know I can kick his ass if he
> gets out of line.

I thought that if you're a write-in candidate you have to vote for yourself. I know I'm voting for you. <img src=smilies/cry.gif>

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Danoz
09-28-2004, 04:39 AM
Well then John Kerry is your man, I mean-- according to his website and all ;)

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