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06-21-2002, 10:16 AM
Okay, he's been fine lately. He's been working so hard, he hasn't had time to be an idiot. Cept yesterday.
On my way home yesterday (around 1 pm) I see the landlady pulling out of her driveway. She has a cd she cracked and wants me to try and duplicate it. I tell her no problem and I'll see her later.
I go home, park the bike, feed the cats and grab a beer. I open the beer, boot up my beast (200mmx) and head for the landlady's house to get the CD. The Gobbler is standing out on the porch with one of the neighbors, talking to Muttley, a dog that's just had pups.
"Where are they?", he's giving her the third degree. Then he starts rubbing her belly. "Jesus, look at the size of these titties." He starts playing with the dog's tits.
Danny spewed his mouthful of beer all over the front door, and it was all I could do to keep from laughing my ass off.
"I didn't know they got this big,", continuing to play with the dog's titties.
"Um, I need that CD..." He stops.
"Ok, I'll get it for you."
The minute he walked in the house, I just looked at Danny, who had tears in his eyes. "He needs to stop that," he says, looking at me, "or I think I'll end up laughing in his face."
He comes back out, and hands me the CD. "Gimme a couple of days," I say.
His attention diverted, and not seeming interested in "Dog Breasts" anymore, I realize I need to remind him.
"Danny says he's seen bigger dog titties than that."
Danny shot me an evil look, and the Gobbler went back to fondling the dog. "Bigger than these?"
Danny busted out laughing, "Oh yeah..."
I made a hasty exit.<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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On my way home yesterday (around 1 pm) I see the landlady pulling out of her driveway. She has a cd she cracked and wants me to try and duplicate it. I tell her no problem and I'll see her later.
I go home, park the bike, feed the cats and grab a beer. I open the beer, boot up my beast (200mmx) and head for the landlady's house to get the CD. The Gobbler is standing out on the porch with one of the neighbors, talking to Muttley, a dog that's just had pups.
"Where are they?", he's giving her the third degree. Then he starts rubbing her belly. "Jesus, look at the size of these titties." He starts playing with the dog's tits.
Danny spewed his mouthful of beer all over the front door, and it was all I could do to keep from laughing my ass off.
"I didn't know they got this big,", continuing to play with the dog's titties.
"Um, I need that CD..." He stops.
"Ok, I'll get it for you."
The minute he walked in the house, I just looked at Danny, who had tears in his eyes. "He needs to stop that," he says, looking at me, "or I think I'll end up laughing in his face."
He comes back out, and hands me the CD. "Gimme a couple of days," I say.
His attention diverted, and not seeming interested in "Dog Breasts" anymore, I realize I need to remind him.
"Danny says he's seen bigger dog titties than that."
Danny shot me an evil look, and the Gobbler went back to fondling the dog. "Bigger than these?"
Danny busted out laughing, "Oh yeah..."
I made a hasty exit.<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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