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JadussD
08-31-2004, 06:35 AM
I'm sure everyone has these things, stuff they said that other people remember but they themselves can't recall. Here's mine, took place when we had our first lesson in school about fuc--err, reproduction:

"Mommy, I guess I'm not going to have a brother or sister."
"Why's that?"
"YOUR EGGS ARE TOO OLD."

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blackize
08-31-2004, 01:55 PM
This wasn't something I said so much as it was something I did:

I was five or six at the time, and my father took my sister, his wife and myself out to Space Farms in NJ for the day. It was fun and all that jazz, and we decided to eat at the park's restaurant. When we walked in, there was a statue of lion greeting all customers. I did what came naturally to me, I went up to the statue and grabbed its crotch. I believe I might have said, "I have grabbed its balls, dad!" There was a waiter who was watching us as we entered the restaurant and when he saw this, he started choking on his water. Quite a few other people were laughing, too.

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The 9th Sage
08-31-2004, 05:30 PM
> This wasn't something I said so much as it was something I
> did:

I have one like that...we were on vacation, coming back from Ocean City in Maryland, and I had to have been pretty young....well, we all stopped at this restaurant for something to eat 'cause we were hungry. No sooner do we get in there and get our food then I just fall face first into my food, asleep.

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king killa
08-31-2004, 07:21 PM
Hm...
Good topic.
Well, when I was about 7 or so, I went to my grandfather's new house on the lake.. We went into his back yard and I had said
"Wow, that's a big pond, but you chould put a fence up so all your neighbors don't swim in it"

Also, when I was 5 or 6, I fell asleep on the toilet taking a dump.

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thegodofhellfire
08-31-2004, 07:34 PM
> Also, when I was 5 or 6, I fell asleep on the toilet taking
> a dump.

Haha, a friend of mine did that, but he was 20. It was in my flat after a night out. Thing is, my bathroom light switch is outside the bathroom. I walked past thinking nobody was in and turned it out. So I go back to use it myself a couple of hours later and find the door locked. I bang on the door, and about 10 seconds later my freind comes out from the darkness all confused and bleary-eyed. If I live to 100 the look on his face will still be with me. Totally priceless.

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Fla Flash
08-31-2004, 09:10 PM
I once said this to my mom.
"Go shave your ass."
She nodded.
Later, I caught the backhand from hell.
My father thought it was hysterical.

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Cornellius
08-31-2004, 10:02 PM
My mom showing me a picture of her pregnant: Here's me ! You were inside me at that time !
Me:... but mom ! Why did you ate me ??!

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Cornellius
08-31-2004, 10:05 PM
> My mom showing me a picture of her pregnant: Here's me ! You
> were inside me at that time !
> Me:... but mom ! Why did you ate me ??!
>
I was very young... I don't remember it but my mother told me.

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