MooglyGuy
08-25-2004, 06:42 AM
I've figured out how the USA can get Saddam to talk.
The US government should use the South Park episodes with Saddam Hussein in them (as well as South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut) as psychological torture for Saddam. I'll bet you dollars to cents that as soon as Saddam pulls the dildo out from under the covers in SP:BL&U that he'll break down and tell the government whatever they want to know
...Or at the very least he'd get all pissed and shout unintelligibly, which would be hilarious as well.
And I was just thinking, maybe they didn't actually capture Saddam. I mean, he currently looks like any of the many hobos who live in my very own home town, and probably yours as well. And they could have plucked some homeless asshole with DTs off the street and put him in a jail cell, and nobody would know the difference.
"Saddam": "Hrrblrghflgh guddagimmeshum birz... nerdmuhwhiskey..."
Judge: "What did he say?"
Translator: "Um, that he hates the USA and that he'll never tell you anything."
Judge: "BACK IN THE CELL!"
"Saddam": "...Shigs? Gimmeshmork... ...sumchange?"
Translator: "He says he'll kill the guard."
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The US government should use the South Park episodes with Saddam Hussein in them (as well as South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut) as psychological torture for Saddam. I'll bet you dollars to cents that as soon as Saddam pulls the dildo out from under the covers in SP:BL&U that he'll break down and tell the government whatever they want to know
...Or at the very least he'd get all pissed and shout unintelligibly, which would be hilarious as well.
And I was just thinking, maybe they didn't actually capture Saddam. I mean, he currently looks like any of the many hobos who live in my very own home town, and probably yours as well. And they could have plucked some homeless asshole with DTs off the street and put him in a jail cell, and nobody would know the difference.
"Saddam": "Hrrblrghflgh guddagimmeshum birz... nerdmuhwhiskey..."
Judge: "What did he say?"
Translator: "Um, that he hates the USA and that he'll never tell you anything."
Judge: "BACK IN THE CELL!"
"Saddam": "...Shigs? Gimmeshmork... ...sumchange?"
Translator: "He says he'll kill the guard."
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