SwampGas
06-14-2002, 11:00 AM
an interesting night.
i did my air shift a little bit different...i actually followed protocol and did things the way i was supposed to. made the night go a lot faster. haw.
a friend of mine brought his laptop in for me to fix. it wasn't working right. slow, internet explorer had problems, it kept locking, aol didn't work right...
first thing i did was get rid of all the shit that loads when windows starts...removed cdrom drivers, himemsys, emm386 from config.sys and took out realtray, winamp agent, aol tray and all that shit from the run directive in the registry. then i found something i've seen before. winxxx.exe in the system folder. i fixed a coworkers machine about a month ago and that was the klez virus. so i told him, dude, i bet you got the klez virus. i removed that run directive and proceeded to install mcafee online. found over 15 copies of 3 different viruses on the machine. so after i removed that, i did the spyware test...found alexa and the rest. then i did the standard service job of windowsupdate, regclean, and all those little tidy up things.
then another coworker (the morning guy...probably the biggest and most well known radio person in harrisburg) couldn't get his scanner to work. tried 3 different brands...spent HOURS working on it..nothing worked. so he asked me to help. shvartz rigged his pc up at the station using various parts from other machines (monitors, keyboards, mice, etc). uninstalled the scanner, removed it from the system devices, reinstalled the software, rebooted, and it worked. 15 mins tops. he was so amazed that he's been plugging me on the air all morning to the station's largest listening window. probably still is right now. i should mention to him next week that his virus scanner was last updated on 2/15/01...so it's so obsolete it's doing nothing. he's probably infected.
i should work out a deal with mcafee...they give me a special trial login/pass to use to get this on peoples machines, and then i convince the people to buy mcafee...and get a commission. i've already gotten 4 people to get mcafee.
so on the way home, in the pouring rain, the guy infront of me slams on his brakes on the highway. i leave enough room, so i was able to stop, see the huge orange construction barrel in the road, and swerve. the fucking dolt ass piece of shit mario andretti wanna be behind me was tail gating me. he didn't hit me..came within inches...and didn't have enough time to see the barrel. SMASH. gaylord m. focker...serves you right.
no matter how careful i am...no matter what laws i follow...there will always be some other dork monger on the road to smash into me. i wait for the day.
oh yeah..the ex keeps calling. i keep telling her, word for word, "stop calling me. stop bothering me. go away." nah..she won't. when i said "have fun sucking and fucking everyone else, whore", she replied "SO I FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY? GOD!" in a sarcastic tone. she then brought up my friend jess, who isn't the most attractive person, but she's a nice girl with whom i've been friends for YEARS. she's SO jealous of jess because i spend a lot of time with her..."you won't be my friend, but you'll be jess's friend? i'm SO much better than her...i'm more attractive." so i replied: "but she has something you don't have." "what could she possibly have that i don't have? i'm so much better looking". and one of my oscar nomination lines: "my friendship. stop calling me. goodbye." and i hung up.
she left me a voice mail while i was at work in a serious tone "please call me as soon as you get this." yeah..let me jump to the phone. you lousy, good for nothing, immoral, unethical, immature whore. you were such a great person and now you're a fucking monster. die. <img src=smilies/snipersmilie.gif>
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i did my air shift a little bit different...i actually followed protocol and did things the way i was supposed to. made the night go a lot faster. haw.
a friend of mine brought his laptop in for me to fix. it wasn't working right. slow, internet explorer had problems, it kept locking, aol didn't work right...
first thing i did was get rid of all the shit that loads when windows starts...removed cdrom drivers, himemsys, emm386 from config.sys and took out realtray, winamp agent, aol tray and all that shit from the run directive in the registry. then i found something i've seen before. winxxx.exe in the system folder. i fixed a coworkers machine about a month ago and that was the klez virus. so i told him, dude, i bet you got the klez virus. i removed that run directive and proceeded to install mcafee online. found over 15 copies of 3 different viruses on the machine. so after i removed that, i did the spyware test...found alexa and the rest. then i did the standard service job of windowsupdate, regclean, and all those little tidy up things.
then another coworker (the morning guy...probably the biggest and most well known radio person in harrisburg) couldn't get his scanner to work. tried 3 different brands...spent HOURS working on it..nothing worked. so he asked me to help. shvartz rigged his pc up at the station using various parts from other machines (monitors, keyboards, mice, etc). uninstalled the scanner, removed it from the system devices, reinstalled the software, rebooted, and it worked. 15 mins tops. he was so amazed that he's been plugging me on the air all morning to the station's largest listening window. probably still is right now. i should mention to him next week that his virus scanner was last updated on 2/15/01...so it's so obsolete it's doing nothing. he's probably infected.
i should work out a deal with mcafee...they give me a special trial login/pass to use to get this on peoples machines, and then i convince the people to buy mcafee...and get a commission. i've already gotten 4 people to get mcafee.
so on the way home, in the pouring rain, the guy infront of me slams on his brakes on the highway. i leave enough room, so i was able to stop, see the huge orange construction barrel in the road, and swerve. the fucking dolt ass piece of shit mario andretti wanna be behind me was tail gating me. he didn't hit me..came within inches...and didn't have enough time to see the barrel. SMASH. gaylord m. focker...serves you right.
no matter how careful i am...no matter what laws i follow...there will always be some other dork monger on the road to smash into me. i wait for the day.
oh yeah..the ex keeps calling. i keep telling her, word for word, "stop calling me. stop bothering me. go away." nah..she won't. when i said "have fun sucking and fucking everyone else, whore", she replied "SO I FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY? GOD!" in a sarcastic tone. she then brought up my friend jess, who isn't the most attractive person, but she's a nice girl with whom i've been friends for YEARS. she's SO jealous of jess because i spend a lot of time with her..."you won't be my friend, but you'll be jess's friend? i'm SO much better than her...i'm more attractive." so i replied: "but she has something you don't have." "what could she possibly have that i don't have? i'm so much better looking". and one of my oscar nomination lines: "my friendship. stop calling me. goodbye." and i hung up.
she left me a voice mail while i was at work in a serious tone "please call me as soon as you get this." yeah..let me jump to the phone. you lousy, good for nothing, immoral, unethical, immature whore. you were such a great person and now you're a fucking monster. die. <img src=smilies/snipersmilie.gif>
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