omg wtf

[SwampGas]

so hours after i write the last diary entry where i dedicated a paragraph to the ex, SHE CALLED ME TONIGHT.

her: "heeey are you are?" (all bright and cheery)
me: what do you want?
her: to see how you are. you ready for your birthday?!?
me: i thought you were gonna be over me when you got back?
her: well, i'm not. we had to come back early.
me: not enough guys down there for you?

and a little later on...

her: so what do you want for your birthday?
me: nothing.. go away
her: why can't we be friends?
me: because when 2 people break up, they don't talk. they move on.
her: well i don't want that.

i had shitty reception inside of the radio station, so i don't know if she hung up or i got cut off...the phone did that double beep which means it lost reception..but we were at the end of the phone call (i was ready to terminate it).

this is like stacy from wayne's world.

part of me wants to get back with her again so i can get laid...she's really pretty...and she's great in bed...but she's such a bitch, a liar, all of the above..plus my friends would kill me. especially my best friend, who happens to be female....we've been friends for YEARS..a hella long time. she's so jealous of the ex because she actually knows first hand that i'm a decent guy...and the ex got me instead of her...and i'd never date her.

bah. time to work. <img src=smilies/angryfire.gif>

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[Fla Flash]

Sam, go for the worthwhile stuff. It don't sound like she got a bunch. I would never, and I mean never let a woman fuck with my heart. You know if you do something on this she will. Stand tall. You don't need it.

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[Isildur]

> ...and i'd never date her.
>

Um, why not?

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[SwampGas]

> And that other friend, is that like a friends with benefits
> kindof deal or an actual plutonic relationship?? I'm just
> curious how that works, because i've never managed to make
> either one work successfully.

why do you people always assume that friends of the opposite sex have to be sexual partners?

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[puduhead]

> why do you people always assume that friends of the opposite
> sex have to be sexual partners?

It's hard for some ppl to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and also have a close friend of the opposite sex.

Personally, it always confuses the fuck outta me. So when I have a GF, I'll chat on the phone or online with chicks, but I don't really hang out with em one on one.

And I'm the type of jealous bastard that wouldn't feel good if my woman had a best guy friend that she hung out with. call me fucked, but I can't hang.


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[Kijutsu]

Wait a afucking minute. . who said that? I disagree with it wholeheartedly. I have several friends who are female, and no .. we are NOT sexual partners.. what kinda of superstitious religious bullshit is that?

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[Dark Macc]

Could it be because you can't get a girl? http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/smilies/biggthumpup.gif

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[SwampGas]

> Wait a afucking minute. . who said that? I disagree with it
> wholeheartedly. I have several friends who are female, and
> no .. we are NOT sexual partners.. what kinda of
> superstitious religious bullshit is that?

reread what i said. apparently you missed it.

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[Octocrook]

> what kinda of
> superstitious religious bullshit is that?
>

Superstitious religious bullshit? Stupid assumption about people in general maybe, but I dunno where you get superstitious or religious. I agree with you on a lesser level though. I've had plenty of girls who were friends, and I probably only wanted to do half of them.

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[Dark Macc]

> > superstitious religious bullshit is that?

It's a quote he says a lot. Kind of like how some people say "Jesus Tapdancing Christ" and such. He didn't mean it in a literal sense.

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[ricardobaltazar]

> It's a quote he says a lot. Kind of like how some people say
> "Jesus Tapdancing Christ" and such. He didn't mean it in a
> literal sense.

Damn commie bullshit.


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[Kitsune Sniper]

I can't believe I'm actually replying to this...

... Think. What's the only thing you could get from her? Sex? Is that what you want of her? Do you actually think you want to stick with her, which will only cause both you and her pain, emotional pain, in the short run?

Or would you rather stay away, make new friends, hopefully find someone else that could help you get over her?

I don't know how you think. I don't know how you act, hell, I have no clue why I'm writing this - but this sounds so typical of men... using a woman for sex. If that's all you want her for, take some time to think about yourself and just how you are. I wonder how many people in this board actually know what it's like to have a meaningful, SEXLESS relationship. Probably none, considering many here are hormone-ridden teenagers.

*walks away*

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[Kijutsu]

BLARGH. . . DIE. . not really. . but I for one. . have had MANY 'meaningful SEXLESS relationships' thank you very much. I know that's nothing to brag about. . but still. . my point is, that it is possible to have a MEANINGFUL SEXLESS RELATIONSHIP. .

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[ricardobaltazar]

> I know that's nothing to brag about. . but still. . my
> point is, that it is possible to have a MEANINGFUL SEXLESS
> RELATIONSHIP. .

When the meaningful sexual encounter is perfected, humanity will be on to something. Or if we can just discover the joys of sex in a meaningful relationship.

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[shawn]

Most of my relationships with woman are sexless, but that's good because most of the woman I've had sex with I don't talk to anymore. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[SwampGas]

> her: "heeey are you are?" (all bright and cheery)
>
> .... That's when I say...

that was a typo, jackass.

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[World_Demise]

> Most of my relationships with woman are sexless, but that's
> good because most of the woman I've had sex with I don't
> talk to anymore.
>

Strange, but that's the way most of my relationships have gone..


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[Isildur]

> I wonder how many people in this board
> actually know what it's like to have a meaningful, SEXLESS
> relationship. Probably none, considering many here are
> hormone-ridden teenagers.
>

Way to go! Overgeneralizations always rock!<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>


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[Octocrook]

> I wonder how many people in this board
> actually know what it's like to have a meaningful, SEXLESS
> relationship. Probably none, considering many here are
> hormone-ridden teenagers.

If all relationships were sexless, you wouldn't exist.

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