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Kabucho
05-30-2002, 08:30 AM
Yah, I've been going thru some crazy shit in my life. I want everyone to know what I'm going thru, so that no one will make any of the mistakes I have made. It's been a crazy ride for 3 months, now I'm getting off.

OK, I worked at this fast food place called Burger King. I ended up becoming good friends with another employee who smoked as much weed as I do and shit. We'd hang out and shit, shootin the shit, smoke weed, and stuff. Then I meet his girlfriend.

I was like "Damn, she's pretty fucking hot." Instantly, I totally wanted to bone her. So after about 1 month of being friends with the dude from Burger King, he and his gf end up asking me to room up with them. I was like "Fuck yah." Now this is where everything gets pretty fucking crazy.

I end up finding out that my friends gf wanted to have a threesome with me and them. Quick goat thinking, I said yah. I thought they were fooling around, until his gf tried to seduce me. I ended up not going into the bedroom.

(Note: In case you are wondering, nothing happened between I and the other guy sexually. I'm not that retarded.)

Anyways, next day, they are totally into this shit. Well, really my friend wasn't. I didn't know tho. Ends up that nnight we did the threesome. It was pretty cool, because like I did all the work on his gf, and fucked his gf right in front of him. Might sound fucked up, but hey, that DOES NOT happen everday.

They thought I was being disrespectful by saying "I'm the Enegizer Bunny!" while I porked his gf. I also high fived him after we were done.

Well, I end up finding out that his gf wanted the 3some just so she could fuck me. It made me feel good, but I felt bad for my friend. Now this is where everything eats shit and dies.

One night, they end up fighting verbally and shit. My friend goes to bed and his gf kicks it with me the whole night. She ended up not sleeping with her bf, but on the couch instead, and I slept on the floor. The next morning, my friend wakes up to see the his gf is nude from the waist on up. He thought I porked his gf that night. Believe it or not, but I didn't. He get's royally pissed off and storms out of the house and wouldn't talk to me. He ends up coming back into the house and accuses us of having sex. He didn't confront me about it tho, he just started saying shit to his gf. That's when I finally said "You know what dude, you know for a fact that I wouldn't do shit with your gf. You know I ain't fucked up like that." That totally shut him up. He said he was sorry and shit.

My friend and his gf end up breaking up. That night, I ended up porking her. He like found out one day at work and ended up telling the manager at Burger King. That same manager told me how he felt about the situation, which REALLY pissed me off. So I ended quitting on his ass. I felt bad for the people who I got along with tho, because we did well as a fast food team.

Now that son of a bitch has been telling people that he beat my ass in front of his mom's house, which he never did, because the only time I saw him was when he came to my house when he got back together the gf and shit. What's fucked up is that just out of the blue, she ends up going back out with him and kicking my ass out. So guess what I ended up doing after they broke up in like 3 days. I porked her again.

The moral of this story is to never have a threesome with some guy and his gf. It totally fucks shit up.

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SwampGas
05-30-2002, 10:11 AM
> Yah, I've been going thru some crazy shit in my life. I want
> everyone to know what I'm going thru, so that no one will
> make any of the mistakes I have made. It's been a crazy ride
> for 3 months, now I'm getting off.


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Kabucho
05-30-2002, 10:33 AM
can you please tell me why you wanted to reply to just that? lol

anyways, yah and don't do pharmicuticals

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Vampiro
05-30-2002, 01:20 PM
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Vampiro
05-30-2002, 01:30 PM
> Now that son of a bitch has been telling people that he beat
> my ass in front of his mom's house, which he never did,

just visit him at his job and confront him with it!
that'l teach him to spread lies..
perhaps you might even get to kick his ass in front of his co workers<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>


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puduhead
05-30-2002, 03:23 PM
That is some crazy shit.

sex is good. Problem is - that chick is wacked. <img src=smilies/moon.gif>

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Kabucho
05-31-2002, 01:43 AM
> I wouldn't think that I would ever have a threesome:P
> So where you gonna get a job dude?
>

ha! I'm getting a job at Burger King's rival fast food nemesis, McDonalds. I'm gonna be doing maintenence there. So i can give a "fuck yah". hehehehehe

Instead of hanging out with my ex this Saturday, I'm gonna kick it with one of my old skool friends. That is so much a better idea, because I'm gonna party hardy.

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Kabucho
05-31-2002, 02:43 AM
> Whoa, that is a messed up 3 months!
>

yah it had it's up downs, mostly ups (pun intended)

but i'm over it now.

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Kabucho
05-31-2002, 03:00 AM
> Moral of the Story : You porked a woman many times. that's
> more then most of us can say

lmao, well ummm... ok i guess it was all ok then lol

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Fla Flash
05-31-2002, 03:02 AM
Phhhht. What did Vampy say <img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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SwampGas
05-31-2002, 04:54 AM
> can you please tell me why you wanted to reply to just that?

sounds like an episode of the springer show...welcome to the group of "my life should be a springer show".

> anyways, yah and don't do pharmicuticals

my crazy sister is a pharmacy tech


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Kabucho
05-31-2002, 05:33 AM
Yah I was talking about what you said with someone else and he finally let me in on what you meant.

I ended up saying something like this about it.

"Yah, that would be sweet if I was on the Jerry Springer show, I could like..." fuck i forgot the rest. It had something to do about kicking his ass and being raped by 800 of JS's little mobsters. yah that would be cool.

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Jathys
05-31-2002, 05:47 AM
> The moral of this story is to never have a threesome with
> some guy and his gf.

The only good threesome is with some girl and her girlfriend (especially if one of those girls happens to be your sister).

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shawn
05-31-2002, 01:06 PM
Me and my friend banged this girl we knew and it wasn't to bad but the one thing I did learn is that you will learn how homophobic you actually are from the experience. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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Vampiro
05-31-2002, 02:20 PM
> The only good threesome is with some girl and her girlfriend
> (especially if one of those girls happens to be your
> sister).
>

You humped your sister?<img src=smilies/freak3.gif>

eh.. feel free to share that story on diaries sometime<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>







WHAT???/wwwthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif its not my sister so i dont care<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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Jathys
05-31-2002, 04:26 PM
> You humped your sister?

Nah. Only my brother.
Hahahaha....

Just having fun with people's minds:-P

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Kabucho
05-31-2002, 05:29 PM
I've had both threesome's, the 2 girls + me > 1 guy + 1 girl + me BY FAR! cept the chick in the second equation was definitely a better fuck than the other 2 chicks. I ended up getting them to make out and they just laughed and shit.

And no... none of my sisters were involved, so sorry about anyone who lives in Missouri <img src=smilies/crying.gif>

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