Kabucho
05-30-2002, 08:30 AM
Yah, I've been going thru some crazy shit in my life. I want everyone to know what I'm going thru, so that no one will make any of the mistakes I have made. It's been a crazy ride for 3 months, now I'm getting off.
OK, I worked at this fast food place called Burger King. I ended up becoming good friends with another employee who smoked as much weed as I do and shit. We'd hang out and shit, shootin the shit, smoke weed, and stuff. Then I meet his girlfriend.
I was like "Damn, she's pretty fucking hot." Instantly, I totally wanted to bone her. So after about 1 month of being friends with the dude from Burger King, he and his gf end up asking me to room up with them. I was like "Fuck yah." Now this is where everything gets pretty fucking crazy.
I end up finding out that my friends gf wanted to have a threesome with me and them. Quick goat thinking, I said yah. I thought they were fooling around, until his gf tried to seduce me. I ended up not going into the bedroom.
(Note: In case you are wondering, nothing happened between I and the other guy sexually. I'm not that retarded.)
Anyways, next day, they are totally into this shit. Well, really my friend wasn't. I didn't know tho. Ends up that nnight we did the threesome. It was pretty cool, because like I did all the work on his gf, and fucked his gf right in front of him. Might sound fucked up, but hey, that DOES NOT happen everday.
They thought I was being disrespectful by saying "I'm the Enegizer Bunny!" while I porked his gf. I also high fived him after we were done.
Well, I end up finding out that his gf wanted the 3some just so she could fuck me. It made me feel good, but I felt bad for my friend. Now this is where everything eats shit and dies.
One night, they end up fighting verbally and shit. My friend goes to bed and his gf kicks it with me the whole night. She ended up not sleeping with her bf, but on the couch instead, and I slept on the floor. The next morning, my friend wakes up to see the his gf is nude from the waist on up. He thought I porked his gf that night. Believe it or not, but I didn't. He get's royally pissed off and storms out of the house and wouldn't talk to me. He ends up coming back into the house and accuses us of having sex. He didn't confront me about it tho, he just started saying shit to his gf. That's when I finally said "You know what dude, you know for a fact that I wouldn't do shit with your gf. You know I ain't fucked up like that." That totally shut him up. He said he was sorry and shit.
My friend and his gf end up breaking up. That night, I ended up porking her. He like found out one day at work and ended up telling the manager at Burger King. That same manager told me how he felt about the situation, which REALLY pissed me off. So I ended quitting on his ass. I felt bad for the people who I got along with tho, because we did well as a fast food team.
Now that son of a bitch has been telling people that he beat my ass in front of his mom's house, which he never did, because the only time I saw him was when he came to my house when he got back together the gf and shit. What's fucked up is that just out of the blue, she ends up going back out with him and kicking my ass out. So guess what I ended up doing after they broke up in like 3 days. I porked her again.
The moral of this story is to never have a threesome with some guy and his gf. It totally fucks shit up.
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OK, I worked at this fast food place called Burger King. I ended up becoming good friends with another employee who smoked as much weed as I do and shit. We'd hang out and shit, shootin the shit, smoke weed, and stuff. Then I meet his girlfriend.
I was like "Damn, she's pretty fucking hot." Instantly, I totally wanted to bone her. So after about 1 month of being friends with the dude from Burger King, he and his gf end up asking me to room up with them. I was like "Fuck yah." Now this is where everything gets pretty fucking crazy.
I end up finding out that my friends gf wanted to have a threesome with me and them. Quick goat thinking, I said yah. I thought they were fooling around, until his gf tried to seduce me. I ended up not going into the bedroom.
(Note: In case you are wondering, nothing happened between I and the other guy sexually. I'm not that retarded.)
Anyways, next day, they are totally into this shit. Well, really my friend wasn't. I didn't know tho. Ends up that nnight we did the threesome. It was pretty cool, because like I did all the work on his gf, and fucked his gf right in front of him. Might sound fucked up, but hey, that DOES NOT happen everday.
They thought I was being disrespectful by saying "I'm the Enegizer Bunny!" while I porked his gf. I also high fived him after we were done.
Well, I end up finding out that his gf wanted the 3some just so she could fuck me. It made me feel good, but I felt bad for my friend. Now this is where everything eats shit and dies.
One night, they end up fighting verbally and shit. My friend goes to bed and his gf kicks it with me the whole night. She ended up not sleeping with her bf, but on the couch instead, and I slept on the floor. The next morning, my friend wakes up to see the his gf is nude from the waist on up. He thought I porked his gf that night. Believe it or not, but I didn't. He get's royally pissed off and storms out of the house and wouldn't talk to me. He ends up coming back into the house and accuses us of having sex. He didn't confront me about it tho, he just started saying shit to his gf. That's when I finally said "You know what dude, you know for a fact that I wouldn't do shit with your gf. You know I ain't fucked up like that." That totally shut him up. He said he was sorry and shit.
My friend and his gf end up breaking up. That night, I ended up porking her. He like found out one day at work and ended up telling the manager at Burger King. That same manager told me how he felt about the situation, which REALLY pissed me off. So I ended quitting on his ass. I felt bad for the people who I got along with tho, because we did well as a fast food team.
Now that son of a bitch has been telling people that he beat my ass in front of his mom's house, which he never did, because the only time I saw him was when he came to my house when he got back together the gf and shit. What's fucked up is that just out of the blue, she ends up going back out with him and kicking my ass out. So guess what I ended up doing after they broke up in like 3 days. I porked her again.
The moral of this story is to never have a threesome with some guy and his gf. It totally fucks shit up.
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