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SwampGas
05-13-2002, 03:07 AM
i'm REALLY a celebrity now...

remember that "pachuka" guy that won't go away? he's offering $50 for info on my personal life.

so now they're calling people i know...calling my parents house...trying to get info on me.

i have a stalker...welcome to celebrity status :)

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Geno
05-13-2002, 03:19 AM
good for you.
now make sure to place your handprints on the Hollywood Walk of fame too.
:-)im a Ass.
its called a Restraining Order. use it.

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SwampGas
05-13-2002, 03:40 AM
> good for you.
> now make sure to place your handprints on the Hollywood Walk
> of fame too.
> :-)im a Ass.
> its called a Restraining Order. use it.

against helpless losers like these guys? not worth my time...

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Octocrook
05-13-2002, 04:59 AM
Has society really gone this far downhill?

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puduhead
05-13-2002, 05:05 AM
> Has society really gone this far downhill?
>
In short - Yes.

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saprophytic
05-13-2002, 06:16 AM
> i'm REALLY a celebrity now...
>
> remember that "pachuka" guy that won't go away? he's
> offering $50 for info on my personal life.
>
> so now they're calling people i know...calling my parents
> house...trying to get info on me.
>
> i have a stalker...welcome to celebrity status :)
>

So what is he planning on doing with this information? Look, I have information on SwampGas!!!!
Maybe he'll send some people over to your place to take pictures of you for masturbation purposes.

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Slicer S. V.
05-13-2002, 11:03 AM
> Has society really gone this far downhill?
>
i like your sig quote, tis rather funny :)

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Fla Flash
05-13-2002, 11:28 AM
The front page of the National Enquirer? Weekly World News? Man, it's gotta make you laugh when someone's own life is so pathetic that they're willing to pay for information about yours. Man is he shot out. ^_^

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JCE3000GT
05-13-2002, 04:23 PM
LoL...if you ever happend to SEE the guy in person whup his ass...well maybe you shouldn't...maybe he just wants to get his jollies... "OMFG Sam touched me!! Time to go beat off."

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Jathys
05-13-2002, 04:51 PM
> LoL...if you ever happend to SEE the guy in person

Oh, I'm sure he will soon enough . . . It'll be 2am and Sam will be asleep. He'll wake up in time to see the sledge hammer coming down, but he will still get a chance to see him:-O

Hahahahaha....

Anyway . . . My stalker . . . An ex-girlfriend who'd call (out of state) at 3 in the morning to tell me that she's lonely and wants me back (that after being broken up over a year). If she couldn't contact me at home, she'd start calling my friends (yes, at 3 in the morning) to find out if they knew where I was.

On the bright side, I'll be meeting a different ex in the coming week or two (one that isn't a total psycho) . . . A 15 year old who told me she was 18 (I was 18 at the time). Well, she's 21 now, so that's much better:-) Who knows.

In any case, SG should find out if Pachuka will pay him money for information he volunteers! Sam could make a mint!

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JCE3000GT
05-13-2002, 05:39 PM
> On the bright side, I'll be meeting a different ex in the
> coming week or two (one that isn't a total psycho) . . . A
> 15 year old who told me she was 18 (I was 18 at the time).
> Well, she's 21 now, so that's much better:-) Who knows.

O_o Naughty lil girl. I hope so was hot...did ya do the deed? Wha...can't I get a sexual joke in here, monkey and vampy aren't the only sicks ones here. =P Glad you didn't go to jail. =D

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SwampGas
05-13-2002, 07:27 PM
> LoL...if you ever happend to SEE the guy in person whup his
> ass...well maybe you shouldn't...maybe he just wants to get
> his jollies... "OMFG Sam touched me!! Time to go beat
> off."

that's what it's getting to. he recorded phone conversations to my house...not only is that illegal, but christ...he IS obsessive.

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Isildur
05-13-2002, 08:53 PM
> i'm REALLY a celebrity now...
>
> remember that "pachuka" guy that won't go away? he's
> offering $50 for info on my personal life.
>
> so now they're calling people i know...calling my parents
> house...trying to get info on me.
>
> i have a stalker...welcome to celebrity status :)
>


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I guess it's hard to take a stalker seriously when he's a whiny loser. =D

"OH NO! THE FEARSOME SEASHELL IS AFTER ME!" LMAO!

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SwampGas
05-13-2002, 08:55 PM
> You didn't know you were being recorded right? You could
> actually get him put into jail for that, couldn't you?
> Hmmm...probably not worth the effort, not for Pachuka
> anyway. :)

nope..and since i work for a radio station, i'm well aware of that law :)

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Fla Flash
05-13-2002, 09:00 PM
Jeez, he's in serious need of counseling/prision time. I can't believe anybody'd be that obsessed.

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SwampGas
05-13-2002, 09:27 PM
> Jeez, he's in serious need of counseling/prision time. I
> can't believe anybody'd be that obsessed.

he plays it off as a "joke"...but damn dude..he's one sicko.

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Octocrook
05-14-2002, 07:24 AM
> > Has society really gone this far downhill?
> >
> i like your sig quote, tis rather funny :)
>

I wish I had taped that episode of Space Ghost...it's one of the most random and hilarious things I've ever seen. The beginning of that particular part is an announcer saying "You've seen 'em outwit Space Ghost in horrendous space battles, now, hear 'em sing your favorite nursery rhymes and lullabies! It's Zorak and Moltar!" Another part of that episode that's kinda funny is:

MOLTAR: How could this be? There's three of them!

SPACE GHOST: Moltar! What is it?

MOLTAR: It's the blasted Bee Gees! (MORE SATELLITE DATA IS DISPLAYED ON THE MONITOR)

SPACE GHOST: What? How can this be?

MOLTAR: They say you called them to be on the show!

SPACE GHOST: Why, I never called... Zorak!

ZORAK: Uh, I must go to the store to get butter and cheese.

SPANISH TRANSLATION SUBTITLE: Tengo que ir a la tienda a comprar mantequilla y queso.

ZORAK: I must go to the store to get butter and cheese.

MOLTAR: Standby, Space Ghost!

SPACE GHOST: Hello, Bee Ghees, are you in good spirits?

BEE GEES: (ALL TALKING AT ONCE) It depends on what we've been eating, Space Ghost, it depends on the food. Come on, Space Ghost, come on! (THEY ALL TALK & LAUGH CONTINUOUSLY)

SPACE GHOST: (TO HIMSELF) This is the Bee Gees. Boy, if only we could really, just, fry them.

BEE GEES: (CONTINUE TO LAUGH)

SPACE GHOST: (ZAPS THE BEE GEES) Hey fellas, I know a great Polynesian restaurant up the street.

ZORAK: I could go for a pu pu platter.

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Jathys
05-14-2002, 03:38 PM
>did ya do the deed?

With a 15 year old? Umm, no.

>Glad you didn't go to jail. =D

Her father never would have pressed charges. He liked me too much. If anyone got in trouble for anything, it would have been her:-O

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Octocrook
05-14-2002, 08:56 PM
> > > > Has society really gone this far downhill?
> > > >
> > > i like your sig quote, tis rather funny :)
> > >
> >
> > I wish I had taped that episode of Space Ghost...it's one
> of
> > the most random and hilarious things I've ever seen. The
> > beginning of that particular part is an announcer saying
> > "You've seen 'em outwit Space Ghost in horrendous space
> > battles, now, hear 'em sing your favorite nursery rhymes
> and
> > lullabies! It's Zorak and Moltar!" Another part of that
> > episode that's kinda funny is:
> >
> > MOLTAR: How could this be? There's three of them!
> >
> > SPACE GHOST: Moltar! What is it?
> >
> > MOLTAR: It's the blasted Bee Gees! (MORE SATELLITE DATA IS
>
> > DISPLAYED ON THE MONITOR)
> >
> > SPACE GHOST: What? How can this be?
> >
> > MOLTAR: They say you called them to be on the show!
> >
> > SPACE GHOST: Why, I never called... Zorak!
> >
> > ZORAK: Uh, I must go to the store to get butter and
> cheese.
> >
> >
> > SPANISH TRANSLATION SUBTITLE: Tengo que ir a la tienda a
> > comprar mantequilla y queso.
> >
> > ZORAK: I must go to the store to get butter and cheese.
> >
> > MOLTAR: Standby, Space Ghost!
> >
> > SPACE GHOST: Hello, Bee Ghees, are you in good spirits?
> >
> > BEE GEES: (ALL TALKING AT ONCE) It depends on what we've
> > been eating, Space Ghost, it depends on the food. Come on,
>
> > Space Ghost, come on! (THEY ALL TALK & LAUGH CONTINUOUSLY)
>
> >
> > SPACE GHOST: (TO HIMSELF) This is the Bee Gees. Boy, if
> only
> > we could really, just, fry them.
> >
> > BEE GEES: (CONTINUE TO LAUGH)
> >
> > SPACE GHOST: (ZAPS THE BEE GEES) Hey fellas, I know a
> great
> > Polynesian restaurant up the street.
> >
> > ZORAK: I could go for a pu pu platter.
> >
> Hahahaha, I think I remember that. :) Hey, how about this
> one...remember the Batmantis episode?
>
> Zorak: "Ooh ooh, shoot a vowel!"
> *Space Ghost shoots his power bands and a big word bubble
> with an "E" in it appears, ala Batman*
> Zorak: "Uhm...shoot an adjective!"
> *SG shoots again, and a bubble appears with the word
> "Insipid"*
>

Yea, Batmantis was a pretty funny one. Hell, just about every episode from the first couple seasons are priceless. I didn't see many after that though :(.

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