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Fla Flash
05-04-2002, 05:08 AM
Okay, I can't screw with the damned gobbler no more. He attacked one of my neighbors last night, picked the guy's bike up and threw it at him. The guy is 56. Gobbler is 32. Uh-huh. I find this out, go and pay rent and WARN my landlady. "Keep your pet on a short leash."
She looks at me stupidly. "what do you mean?"
"Your boyfriend. Next time he attacks a tenant here, it's gonna be a problem.".
"Oh, that's just the way-" I stop her in mid sentence.
"Picking on people either plain unable, or in no condition to defend themselves is not right. He doesn't own the fucking property. You do. Start acting like it."
She got snotty. "Do you want an eviction notice?"
"You got the balls to write one? I can shut you down. You're one of my best friends, but your head does appear to be up your ass on this one, Deb.".
She looked at the floor for a couple of minutes. "You're right. Do what you have to - short of killing him."
"That," I said when I walked out, "ain't gonna happen.".


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Dark Macc
05-04-2002, 05:11 AM
> Okay, I can't screw with the damned gobbler no more. He
> attacked one of my neighbors last night, picked the guy's
> bike up and threw it at him. The guy is 56. Gobbler is 32.
> Uh-huh. I find this out, go and pay rent and WARN my
> landlady. "Keep your pet on a short leash."
> She looks at me stupidly. "what do you mean?"
> "Your boyfriend. Next time he attacks a tenant here, it's
> gonna be a problem.".
> "Oh, that's just the way-" I stop her in mid sentence.
> "Picking on people either plain unable, or in no condition
> to defend themselves is not right. He doesn't own the
> fucking property. You do. Start acting like it."
> She got snotty. "Do you want an eviction notice?"
> "You got the balls to write one? I can shut you down.
> You're one of my best friends, but your head does appear to
> be up your ass on this one, Deb.".
> She looked at the floor for a couple of minutes. "You're
> right. Do what you have to - short of killing him."
> "That," I said when I walked out, "ain't gonna happen.".
>
YEAH! Go you! Beat him to the brink of death, yo!

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Fla Flash
05-04-2002, 05:13 AM
I don't believe in violence, bro. It's more like martial law right now. Boy needs help (a brain transplant MIGHT work). I'm just not going to allow any more of the innocents to get hurt.

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Kijutsu
05-04-2002, 05:25 AM
Sorry Flash..they don't make brains sizes in extra extra small.

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Fla Flash
05-04-2002, 05:44 AM
Hmmm. That too is an interesting question. I could catch a squirrel...no, that would be WAY to unkind to the squirrel.

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World_Demise
05-04-2002, 05:54 AM
> Hmmm. That too is an interesting question. I could catch a
> squirrel...no, that would be WAY to unkind to the squirrel.
>
Lock him in the garage, and pull that spider trick again /wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Kijutsu
05-04-2002, 05:58 AM
> > Sorry Flash..they don't make brains sizes in extra extra
> > small.
> >
>
> Waitaminnit! You mean he had a brain?
>
Hey . . so I'm wrong? It happens!

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Fla Flash
05-04-2002, 09:44 AM
That's actually a pretty good idea. Hmm....that might be [b]fun.

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JCE3000GT
05-04-2002, 10:28 AM
My man, great move. Personally...I'd put the fear of god in em. I wouldn't harm him persay...just...scare the living SHIT outta him...like...say...ever run at someone with a supersoaker loaded with...oh I dunno...PAINT..? Yea I'm sick, but that's a good alternative to my Brown Belt ass-whipping second option now isn't it (no that's not a joke)?

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Slein
05-04-2002, 01:08 PM
> Okay, I can't screw with the damned gobbler no more. He
> attacked one of my neighbors last night, picked the guy's
> bike up and threw it at him. The guy is 56. Gobbler is 32.
> Uh-huh. I find this out, go and pay rent and WARN my
> landlady. "Keep your pet on a short leash."
> She looks at me stupidly. "what do you mean?"
> "Your boyfriend. Next time he attacks a tenant here, it's
> gonna be a problem.".
> "Oh, that's just the way-" I stop her in mid sentence.
> "Picking on people either plain unable, or in no condition
> to defend themselves is not right. He doesn't own the
> fucking property. You do. Start acting like it."
> She got snotty. "Do you want an eviction notice?"
> "You got the balls to write one? I can shut you down.
> You're one of my best friends, but your head does appear to
> be up your ass on this one, Deb.".
> She looked at the floor for a couple of minutes. "You're
> right. Do what you have to - short of killing him."
> "That," I said when I walked out, "ain't gonna happen.".
>
Flash you just kick ass, tell that landlady who's boss! People attacking old folk != cool. Maybe you could sneak into his room and night and put REAL spiders all over his bed. :)

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Isildur
05-04-2002, 01:15 PM
> Okay, I can't screw with the damned gobbler no more. He
> attacked one of my neighbors last night, picked the guy's
> bike up and threw it at him. The guy is 56. Gobbler is 32.
> Uh-huh. I find this out, go and pay rent and WARN my
> landlady. "Keep your pet on a short leash."
> She looks at me stupidly. "what do you mean?"
> "Your boyfriend. Next time he attacks a tenant here, it's
> gonna be a problem.".
> "Oh, that's just the way-" I stop her in mid sentence.
> "Picking on people either plain unable, or in no condition
> to defend themselves is not right. He doesn't own the
> fucking property. You do. Start acting like it."
> She got snotty. "Do you want an eviction notice?"
> "You got the balls to write one? I can shut you down.
> You're one of my best friends, but your head does appear to
> be up your ass on this one, Deb.".
> She looked at the floor for a couple of minutes. "You're
> right. Do what you have to - short of killing him."
> "That," I said when I walked out, "ain't gonna happen.".
>

This is getting pretty damn serious, Roger. I think it would be best if you report him to the police.

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MooglyGuy
05-04-2002, 03:32 PM
> Damn... you've got guts sticking up for people, not to
> mention a hell of a sense of right/wrong. Good luck doing
> what Minsc does - beating some sense into his head.

Err, Minsc is a schizophrenic videogame character who thinks that a hamster on his head is a gigantic space hamster... GO FOR THE EYES!!

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Octocrook
05-04-2002, 05:42 PM
> Okay, I can't screw with the damned gobbler no more. He
> attacked one of my neighbors last night, picked the guy's
> bike up and threw it at him. The guy is 56. Gobbler is 32.

So he really is a villain :O

I agree with some people...report him to the police and get him out of there before he does more. People who attack others keep doing it until there are harsh consequences (although some are stupid enough to keep doing it, so watch out)

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puduhead
05-05-2002, 03:42 AM
> Okay, I can't screw with the damned gobbler no more. He
> attacked one of my neighbors last night, picked the guy's
> bike up and threw it at him. The guy is 56. Gobbler is 32.
> Uh-huh. I find this out, go and pay rent and WARN my
> landlady. "Keep your pet on a short leash."
> She looks at me stupidly. "what do you mean?"
> "Your boyfriend. Next time he attacks a tenant here, it's
> gonna be a problem.".
> "Oh, that's just the way-" I stop her in mid sentence.
> "Picking on people either plain unable, or in no condition
> to defend themselves is not right. He doesn't own the
> fucking property. You do. Start acting like it."
> She got snotty. "Do you want an eviction notice?"
> "You got the balls to write one? I can shut you down.
> You're one of my best friends, but your head does appear to
> be up your ass on this one, Deb.".
> She looked at the floor for a couple of minutes. "You're
> right. Do what you have to - short of killing him."
> "That," I said when I walked out, "ain't gonna happen.".
>

Way to fuckin go Roger! Keep your cool bro. You be the intimidator - and let the cops do the actual enforcing. But if it has to come down to it in the heat of the moment - kick his ass!

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