I'm fucking lazy

[puduhead]

I think Octocrook and I must be twins from a previous life. I fucking suck at getting shit done. I'm looking at my apartment - hasn't been cleaned in like 5 months. I come home from work [again] with the mindset that enuff is enuff, i'mo put that place back together.

What do i want to do? sit here! do nothin. drink beers, chat online. I'm only 27 (this month) you'd think i was an old WW2 vet who sits around at the old folks home bullshitin all day.

My bills - barely get paid, usually late cuz i just don't give a shit. My new car - I've been fucking driving it for like 600 miles *past* it's oil change time. i don't do shit. I don't cook shit, clean shit, or meet up with shit. I come home, drink beer and get on the internet.

ahahahahhahahahhahah. I can't fucking believe it, it makes me laugh so hard. I dunno what's worse, being pathetic or being comfortable with being pathetic.

I'm all fucking show. say snazzy things... get all concerned about some issue i read in the paper. act all accomplished at work. I don't fucking do jack - and here at the point of realization, i dunno where the motivation is gonna come from.

I wrote the book on laziness my friends. somebody motivate me!!!!!

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[World_Demise]

> I think Octocrook and I must be twins from a previous life.
> I fucking suck at getting shit done. I'm looking at my
> apartment - hasn't been cleaned in like 5 months. I come
> home from work [again] with the mindset that enuff is enuff,
> i'mo put that place back together.
>
> What do i want to do? sit here! do nothin. drink beers,
> chat online. I'm only 27 (this month) you'd think i was an
> old WW2 vet who sits around at the old folks home bullshitin
> all day.
>
> My bills - barely get paid, usually late cuz i just don't
> give a shit. My new car - I've been fucking driving it for
> like 600 miles *past* it's oil change time. i don't do
> shit. I don't cook shit, clean shit, or meet up with shit.
> I come home, drink beer and get on the internet.
>
> ahahahahhahahahhahah. I can't fucking believe it, it makes
> me laugh so hard. I dunno what's worse, being pathetic or
> being comfortable with being pathetic.
>
> I'm all fucking show. say snazzy things... get all
> concerned about some issue i read in the paper. act all
> accomplished at work. I don't fucking do jack - and here at
> the point of realization, i dunno where the motivation is
> gonna come from.
>
> I wrote the book on laziness my friends. somebody motivate
> me!!!!!
>
You drink beer alot, don't ya? Hehe

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[puduhead]

> You drink beer alot, don't ya? Hehe
>
Hehhehe yeah well, i'm just as lazy w/o beer. It's just an effortless way to be entertained. ;) I only had 1 beer tonight but i'm still the samed... only more bored. :P

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[Narvi]

> I think Octocrook and I must be twins from a previous life.
> I fucking suck at getting shit done. I'm looking at my
> apartment - hasn't been cleaned in like 5 months. I come
> home from work [again] with the mindset that enuff is enuff,
> i'mo put that place back together.
>
> What do i want to do? sit here! do nothin. drink beers,
> chat online. I'm only 27 (this month) you'd think i was an
> old WW2 vet who sits around at the old folks home bullshitin
> all day.

That sounds like a good way to spend your time off of work. You live in Utah don't you? What the hell else is there to do, look at the sky?

>
> My bills - barely get paid, usually late cuz i just don't
> give a shit. My new car - I've been fucking driving it for
> like 600 miles *past* it's oil change time. i don't do
> shit. I don't cook shit, clean shit, or meet up with shit.
> I come home, drink beer and get on the internet.
>

I don't know, I always pay my bills and maintain my vehicle. I don't ever want to, but I just think about what's gonna happen if I don't do it. Just imagine how much it'll suck to not have a car, or the internet. A good motivation is the threat of removing a necessary service.

> ahahahahhahahahhahah. I can't fucking believe it, it makes
> me laugh so hard. I dunno what's worse, being pathetic or
> being comfortable with being pathetic.
>

Who defines what's pathetic? Personally, I think you're the shit for being secure in what you do.

> I'm all fucking show. say snazzy things... get all
> concerned about some issue i read in the paper. act all
> accomplished at work. I don't fucking do jack - and here at
> the point of realization, i dunno where the motivation is
> gonna come from.
>

Who does though?

> I wrote the book on laziness my friends. somebody motivate
> me!!!!!
>

I can add a foreward if it ever gets written. heh heh.

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[Isildur]

> I think Octocrook and I must be twins from a previous life.
> I fucking suck at getting shit done. I'm looking at my
> apartment - hasn't been cleaned in like 5 months. I come
> home from work [again] with the mindset that enuff is enuff,
> i'mo put that place back together.
>
> What do i want to do? sit here! do nothin. drink beers,
> chat online. I'm only 27 (this month) you'd think i was an
> old WW2 vet who sits around at the old folks home bullshitin
> all day.
>
> My bills - barely get paid, usually late cuz i just don't
> give a shit. My new car - I've been fucking driving it for
> like 600 miles *past* it's oil change time. i don't do
> shit. I don't cook shit, clean shit, or meet up with shit.
> I come home, drink beer and get on the internet.
>
> ahahahahhahahahhahah. I can't fucking believe it, it makes
> me laugh so hard. I dunno what's worse, being pathetic or
> being comfortable with being pathetic.
>
> I'm all fucking show. say snazzy things... get all
> concerned about some issue i read in the paper. act all
> accomplished at work. I don't fucking do jack - and here at
> the point of realization, i dunno where the motivation is
> gonna come from.
>
> I wrote the book on laziness my friends. somebody motivate
> me!!!!!
>

Yeah, my motivation rarely seems up to the task of conquering my anxieties about doing stuff.

Except when I'm doing something as a favor for someone else, oddly enough. I recently spent much of an evening helping my cousin out with with her programming homework. I spent more time and effort in that instance than during any single continuous period spent doing my own work on during this semester. Dammit, I guess I need to start helping myself. =P


On a related note, a few weeks ago someone got me a book on confronting procrastination habits. I keep meaning to read it...
(Yes, this is actually true-- I didn't make it up just now as a joke)

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[Drako_Dragon]

well its a joke.... you know HA HA ....
...well fine don't laugh...

... jurk ...


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