Wet trees are nice. [Archive] - Zophar's Message Domain

Isildur

05-02-2002, 07:11 PM

Yup, you heard me.

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Fla Flash

05-02-2002, 09:02 PM

Depends on what they're wet with....hehe ^_^

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Isildur

05-03-2002, 12:27 AM

> > Yup, you heard me.
> >
>
> boy, if that's not a sexual euphemism, i don't know what is
> ;)
>

Then you don't know what is. ;)

I just like the, look, smell, and feel of literal trees, moistened by rain or dew. And I love mist.

It's a nice evening right now. /wwwthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif

*Sighs serenely*

(Don't mind me, I've been in a happily sentimental mood for much of today. This kind of weather does that to me.)

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Isildur

05-03-2002, 01:25 AM

> > > > Yup, you heard me.
> > > >
> > >
> > > boy, if that's not a sexual euphemism, i don't know what is
> > > ;)
> > >
> >
> > Then you don't know what is. ;)
> >
> > I just like the, look, smell, and feel of literal trees,
> > moistened by rain or dew. And I love mist.
> >
> > It's a nice evening right now.
> >
> > *Sighs serenely*
> >
> >
> > (Don't mind me, I've been in a happily sentimental mood for
> > much of today. This kind of weather does that to me.)
> >
> Heh heh heh...I was gonna say "Well, it has been raining
> lightly here a lot today..." (I know you live in NY state,
> right?) but I thought maybe I would be missing the point. :)
>

Nope, you would have been right on the mark.

Ooo, there's some lightning right now. /wwwthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

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icenine0

05-03-2002, 01:36 AM

Wet trees mean no allergies. I love it when rain knocks all the damn pollen out of the air.

> Yup, you heard me.
>

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MooglyGuy

05-03-2002, 02:24 AM

> Are we talking about rain on trees? Or maybe taking a leak
> on a bonsai tree. Or here's a novel thought: dryadophilia.

*starts petting a locust tree* Oh God yes... my beautiful Locusta... I love your bark, so smooth... your leaves so supple... oh, yes.. yes... YES!!!!

Isildur

05-03-2002, 08:16 AM

> > Are we talking about rain on trees? Or maybe taking a leak
> > on a bonsai tree. Or here's a novel thought: dryadophilia.
>
>
> *starts petting a locust tree* Oh God yes... my beautiful
> Locusta... I love your bark, so smooth... your leaves so
> supple... oh, yes.. yes... YES!!!!
>

*Mellow serenity starts wearing off... to be replaced by bloodlust for the corruptors of his thread...*

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Isildur

05-03-2002, 04:11 PM

> > > > Are we talking about rain on trees? Or maybe taking a
> > leak
> > > > on a bonsai tree. Or here's a novel thought:
> > dryadophilia.
> > >
> > >
> > > *starts petting a locust tree* Oh God yes... my
> beautiful
> > > Locusta... I love your bark, so smooth... your leaves so
>
> > > supple... oh, yes.. yes... YES!!!!
> > >
> >
> > *Mellow serenity starts wearing off... to be replaced by
> > bloodlust for the corruptors of his thread...*
> >
>
> ...please do not kill me. I am but a mosquito, ready to suck
> the blood out of any thread. I do what I must do, and then I
> leave...with just a tiny drop of your blood. You humans seem
> to be fine with those who suck oil out of the enviroment,
> why wouldn't you spare me more so? I'm a living being! I
> deserve more than you give mosquitos. Mosquitos need our
> little space in your world. Please? Just a drop of blood.
> I'm so hungry :(
>

*Swat!* ;)

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Isildur

05-03-2002, 04:42 PM

> > > ...please do not kill me. I am but a mosquito, ready to suck
> > > the blood out of any thread. I do what I must do, and then I
> > > leave...with just a tiny drop of your blood. You humans seem
> > > to be fine with those who suck oil out of the enviroment,
> > > why wouldn't you spare me more so? I'm a living being! I
> > > deserve more than you give mosquitos. Mosquitos need our
> > > little space in your world. Please? Just a drop of blood.
> > > I'm so hungry :(
> > >
> >
> > *Swat!* ;)
> >
>
> Isildur stood there, for seconds, sweat glistening on his
> face, before he finally crushed the mosquito with all his
> human might, and the mosquito died. Isildur didn't want to
> kill the mosquito, for he stood there for seconds; waves of
> anxiety sweating forth from his pores. "Don't do it! Don't
> do it!" was what Isildur's conscience was saying to him. But
> a thousand other voices, voices of anger, turning to rage,
> battered him from all sides. In the end, he decided to
> inflict this death. The mosquito is no more.
>

*Cut to next scene: Isildur falling into the Anduin, with the shafts of miniature arrows protuding from his back.*

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Isildur

05-03-2002, 04:48 PM

blah blah blah

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Isildur

05-03-2002, 06:33 PM

> > blah blah blah
> >
>
> The sun shines brighter on the one who has changed the
> world.
>

So wear sunblock, genious.

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JCE3000GT

05-04-2002, 10:32 AM

> Wet trees mean no allergies. I love it when rain knocks all the
> damn pollen out of the air.

w00000000000000000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man understands my arch nemesis!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA *aaaCHOOO* *sniff* dammit...

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Isildur

05-04-2002, 10:04 PM

> > Wet trees mean no allergies. I love it when rain knocks
> all the
> > damn pollen out of the air.
>
w00> 000000000000000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> The man understands my arch nemesis!!!!!!!
>
> FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA *aaaCHOOO* *sniff*
> dammit...
>

Erm. That isn't exactly the sentiment I had in mind when I started this threas. =P

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