Would you suck a dick for 1 million dollars?

[chiefmonkey]

?

[pipes]

shhhhhhh...
If anything like this was offered to me, I would be in the fight or flight mode. They would rape you if you said no. And with this much money there would be people.

[Reaper man]

I would, I mean it's a million dollars...

[chiefmonkey]

I'm with you Brad. Fuck yeah, I'd suck a dick for a million dollars.

What's the consequence? Someone might think I'm gay? I'm married with kids, I'm well-known to NOT be gay. It's just your mouth on skin. It's not like when your mouth touches a dick, some magic will happen to your body that will completely reverse your sexual orientation. It's just business. Semen is safe to digest as well.

There really is no consequence other than people calling you gay. They can call me gay all the way to the fucking BANK.

I remember about 5 years ago, me and my friends were debating this.

Everyone's like, "no," "no," "nah," etc, and one guy says, "Fuck y'all! I'd be the richest dick-sucker in the world!!"

[AkaneJones]

What kind of dick are we talkin' about here? Sexy trap, Futa, those all bull dog chews you get at the pet store? Those all sound like freebies to me.

[Haoie]

Porn actors get paid a lot, lot less you know.

[chiefmonkey]

Not relevant. The idea is if someone offered you a million dollars to suck their dick, would you do it?

[D--]

Does the owner of the dick have an STD that can be transmitted through oral-to-genital contact? This is important to consider.

[Goku]

Does the owner actually have a million dollars to pay you...another thing to consider?
Is the owner actually going to pay you in monopoly dollars....

Reality, no one is going to pay you a million dollars to suck cock. Not when they can find someone to do it for a grand.

[kone191]

Getting one million dollars for that is simply completely overstated sum.
You've to be insane to deny sucking a dick for one million.
Then again, I wouldn't do it myself for 10,000 (maybe someone else would).

[pipes]

the problem with it isn't the money but the shame and the never ending memory of that dudes dick in your mouth. If you are in that sort of thing, that's cool, but, for anyone else, they would have all their riches to remind them everyday that they sucked someone's dick for it all. Not a life goal to be proud of, or tell your kids/grandkids.

[Reaper man]

the question at that point is is your dignity worth 1 million dollars?

[chiefmonkey]

Not worried about that. I'd have no shame in what I did. It was just business, let people talk all they want. I'd take my million, pay off my house, debts, etc and enjoy the rest of my life with my wife and kids. I'd be happy, fuck everyone else if they aren't.

[InVerse]

I notice that the people talking about "dignity" are ones who don't even have jobs. If it were an option, I'd suck dick for minimum wage rather than work another factory job.