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juggaleaux
04-21-2004, 03:17 PM
The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
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Cornellius
04-21-2004, 03:35 PM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
Your wife's pregnant ? Congrats to both of you !
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CEpeep
04-21-2004, 03:40 PM
> Your wife's pregnant? Congrats to both of you!
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Congratulations! <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
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> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
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congrats! is flash gonna be teh godfatheh? <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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MooglyGuy
04-21-2004, 05:51 PM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
Congratulations. <img src=smilies/errrr.gif>
Lobster Cowboy
04-21-2004, 05:57 PM
oh god, you've procreated
there really isn't a god :P
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JCJones86
04-21-2004, 07:02 PM
Congrats, and best wishes to the child of a Juggalo. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
P.S. Let us know if he/she comes out with face paint. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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IceWolf20
04-21-2004, 08:51 PM
> Congrats, and best wishes to the child of a Juggalo.
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> P.S. Let us know if he/she comes out with face paint.
Only if they conceived on a Ouija board <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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shawn
04-21-2004, 09:00 PM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
So you two have had sex then. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
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Richter X
04-21-2004, 09:04 PM
WOOHOO!!!!! <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
Congrats on your new kid. The conga rats are on standby until the time the baby is actually born. So you'll have to wait a while. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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MooglyGuy
04-22-2004, 12:16 AM
> So you two have had sex then.
What tipped you off, the fact that they were boyfriend/girlfriend? The fact that they subsequently got engaged? The fact that they subsequently got married? The fact that he's now announcing an expected birth date? <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
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Kijutsu
04-22-2004, 02:13 AM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
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Hmm.. congratulations to you and your wife bud. Best wishes to you, teh wife, and teh kid.
My pity to teh world.
Earth has just been fucked hard. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
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Reaper man
04-22-2004, 06:05 AM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
whoa dude, you're gonna be a dad!
much props man!<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
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Maxwell Murder
04-22-2004, 06:18 AM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
wow. time to look for a higher paying job. I would say congratulations, but any idiot can procreate, so I will say "Good Luck".
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SpaceTiger
04-22-2004, 09:00 AM
> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
....and my ex-girlfriend's birthday. Does this mean that I'll end up dating your first-born child? It seems like an inevitable conclusion.
Anyway, congratulations. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
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> The above is the expected due date of my first born child.
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Congratulations, man. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
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Reaper man
04-24-2004, 05:04 PM
>Does this mean that I'll end up dating your first-born child? It seems like an
> inevitable conclusion.
*8 or so months later*
<center><font color=#aaaaFF size=5>It's a boy!</center></font>
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SpaceTiger
04-24-2004, 05:17 PM
> It's a boy!
I should only be so lucky. <img src=smilies/liefde.gif>
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