What's a good way to die? *DELETED*

[MooglyGuy]

EDIT: Never mind, apparently she's reniced on her threats to kick me out of the house and charge me for all of her ruined clothes.<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by TheOtherMoogle on 03/14/04 07:05 PM.</FONT></P>

[CEpeep]

> Well, sort of like what the topic is saying, what's a good
> way to die? Specifically, what's a good, painless way for
> someone to cause himself to die?
>

Try falling asleep in the bath. Or cutting yourself in one of your butt cheeks. Not a whole lot of pain there, and you'll bleed like crazy. You could also get really drunk or something, then overdose on aspirin or something. Be creative. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lie down.

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[shawn]

Tell you mother to get over it and either fix the floor like a normal second floor bathroom with a drain and tile or replace the toilet and pipes since a good toilet with the proper size sewer pipe will almost never overflow. I do find it curious that a second floor bathroom doesn't have a sealed floor, it's just common sense since even a small leak could cause major damage to any part of the house below, Norm Abrams would say shame shame. Don't blame yourself for a badly built home. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[thegodofhellfire]

> Well, sort of like what the topic is saying, what's a good
> way to die?

If I were to get my way, I'd die incredibly heroically, and very publicly.

So far as you're concerned though, try electrocution. I don't know a single person that died from it who said it hurts. Just make sure you visit the bathroom first.

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[JadussD]

> To be honest, I'd
> really welcome dying right now, so any suggestions (outside
> of "don't kill yourself", that doesn't help me at all) would
> be appreciated.

A very noble way out. If you can't deal with life, life probably doesn't want to deal with you. I would suggest a very painful death, within reason. If you're going to die, you might as well experience sensations that you've never experienced before, and extreme, unbelievable, mortal pain which ends in your death is probably something that would be interesting. Jumping in front of a train is a good starting idea, but setting yourself on fire and jumping in front of a train is better. Not only do you get dragged to death, but you are on fire. I'm sure it's very painful, but wouldn't you want to know what it feels like when a train drags you down miles of railroad tracks, ripping your flesh from your body, all while you burn to death? Maybe you could disembowel yourself with a sword right before the train hits you as well. It would to pain what harmony is to music: two or more elements interacting to create a new texture. You'd be dragged to death, burning, and your intestines would be hanging out. I imagine all the different sensations of pain would interact to create a new type of pain not even imaginable, and the whole ordeal would climax with your death.

OR YOU COULD JUST GET OVER YOURSELF!

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[Drako_Dragon]

> EDIT: Never mind, apparently she's reniced on her threats to
> kick me out of the house and charge me for all of her ruined
> clothes.
>
A heart attack just after an hour of great sex with a high priced call girl <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[ShadowMage]

Getting shot out of a cannon into the sun sounds like a fun way to go.

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[HUMANOID]

Glue every hole shut- wait- explode.<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>