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blackize
03-09-2004, 02:06 PM
I got the shock of a lifetime this morning. Around 9:30 this morning, a police officer was knocking at my door. I answered. He asked me about the shotgun in the trash, that's right, a shotgun in the trash. This is how it went down: my mom's under a lot of pressure to clean out the house and pack everything up as we are due out of the house on April 7, when the deal closes on the house. This past Sunday, I helped my mom clean out the shed. She came across an old shotgun, one without "the guts," so she decided to put it out on the garbage. I even asked her if it was safe to be throwing a gun out in the garbage, and she said it was fine since it was just the shell, nothing in it that could make the gun discharge. Fast-forward to this morning, I believe the garbage man called the gun into the police, hence the 9:30 arrival of West Milford's finest at my door. It turns out there's a live round in the gun. Now my mother and I knew nothing of the sort when we threw it out, we just assumed it was garbage since it was sitting in our shed, rust and all, for the past ten or so years. I'm freaking the fuck out here, because my mom's at our house in Pennsylvania and the cop took down our phone number for the PA house, and he took down her name, my name, and our phone number for New Jersey. I don't know what to do, I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm scared shitless. I hope my mom gets nothing more than a fine and a slap on the wrist, but the luck her and I have, something worse will happen. When the officer said, someone could've died if someone took the gun and had found the guts to it, or if it went off some other way. I am really fucking scared, I don't want anything to happen to me and I especially don't want to see my mom go to jail or anything. What the fuck are we going to do?

But as I reflect on the situation, I remember something about the round. I remember years and years ago, when I was little, I found a bullet somewhere, I believe in my deceased stepfather's jewelry box or something. I was a kid, so I went out to the shed and put the bullet in the gun. Now my memory is hazy, but I don't recall whether or not the bullet fit into the gun, I believe I might have removed it and discarded. Then there's the possibility that there's been a round in the gun all these years, way before I toyed with it when I was a kid. I received the gun from my uncle when I was little, he collected old war shit and said it was an old Russian rifle. He gave it to us without any guts or anything so that it couldn't be used as a weapon and we kept it out in the shed all these years until my mom decided to throw it out. I remember wanting to use it as a prop for one of the stupid movies I wanted to do with my friends, so I know it will have my prints on it, and my mother's, and my uncle's, and my sister's, and my friend's, and everyone else who came in contact with it over the years. I don't want to go to jail, I don't want anything to happen to my mom. I'm freaking the fuck out as if you couldn't tell by now. I need your support.

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MooglyGuy
03-09-2004, 02:13 PM
Sounds like the pigs need to calm the fuck down and realize that sometimes people make mistakes and everything isn't some evil subversive plot.

JCE3000GT
03-09-2004, 03:07 PM
> Sounds like the pigs need to calm the fuck down and realize
> that sometimes people make mistakes and everything isn't
> some evil subversive plot.

That is if they stop stuffing thier faces full of donuts for a god damned minute.

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03-09-2004, 04:11 PM
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blackize
03-09-2004, 04:19 PM
> That is if they stop stuffing thier faces full of donuts for a god damned minute.

Funny you should mention that as the officer who came to my house was a regular customer when I worked at Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, and the problem has been "taken care of." That's all I was told when my mother and her boyfriend came back from the police department.

> Sounds like the pigs need to calm the fuck down and realize
> that sometimes people make mistakes and everything isn't
> some evil subversive plot.

The police in this town will stop a little kid if he's riding a bike without a helmet, thinking he's a suicide bomber or some shit. They suck in this town.

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Lobster Cowboy
03-09-2004, 05:02 PM
> Sounds like the pigs need to calm the fuck down and realize
> that sometimes people make mistakes and everything isn't
> some evil subversive plot.
>

reading the replies, it seems there's a strong anti-police sentiment here.

well, i'm not gonna be any different. NWA said it best:

Fuck tha police

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SwampGas
03-09-2004, 05:10 PM
First of all, the RECEIVER of a firearm is "the" firearm. If it's a shotgun and you threw away the "shell" of it, then you put a firearm out in the open. Jersey is VERY anti-gun.

Get it back and give it to me <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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MooglyGuy
03-09-2004, 06:00 PM
> reading the replies, it seems there's a strong anti-police
> sentiment here.

There isn't an anti-police sentiment from me, there's an anti-police-who-have-nothing-better-to-do-than-to-harrass-citizens-because-they-get-off-on-ordering-people-around sentiment from me, and unfortunately that sort of cop seems to be the most prevalent. I have the utmost respect for cops who try to help citizens, I have no respect for cops who just get off on power and like to push people around because they can hide behind a fucking badge.


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JadussD
03-09-2004, 06:16 PM
> reading the replies, it seems there's a strong anti-police
> sentiment here.

> well, i'm not gonna be any different. NWA said it best:

> Fuck tha police

yeah totally man, fuck the police. there's this restaurant not too far from my house that is completely mobbed out...like they close off the restaurant, sweep it for bugs, so basically the entire upper hierarchy of the mob can congregate and meet and discuss business. i've eaten there a few times, and guess who are always standing around the back shooting the breeze with the owner like they're best of friends? police officers.

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SwampGas
03-09-2004, 06:43 PM
> That is if they stop stuffing thier faces full of donuts for
> a god damned minute.

Fuck you. <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

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SwampGas
03-09-2004, 06:44 PM
> "We all got problems. I dropped my cookie!"

Fuck you. <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

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SwampGas
03-09-2004, 06:45 PM
> Sounds like the pigs need to calm the fuck down and realize
> that sometimes people make mistakes and everything isn't
> some evil subversive plot.

Fuck you. <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

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MooglyGuy
03-09-2004, 08:00 PM
> Fuck you.

What happened to Happy-Go-Lucky Reformed Swamp? Aren't you going to tell God to bless me? <img src=smilies/cry.gif>

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Maxwell Murder
03-09-2004, 10:21 PM
> > Fuck you.
>
> What happened to Happy-Go-Lucky Reformed Swamp? Aren't you
> going to tell God to bless me?

god bless

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SwampGas
03-09-2004, 11:32 PM
> What happened to Happy-Go-Lucky Reformed Swamp? Aren't you
> going to tell God to bless me?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Fuck you. God bless.

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WhyteKnight
03-09-2004, 11:35 PM
> The police in this town will stop a little kid if he's
> riding a bike without a helmet, thinking he's a suicide
> bomber or some shit. They suck in this town.
>
Well the thing of it is that it is dangerous to go without headgear when you're riding a bike. Its like not wearing your seatbelt. Its dangerous, and probably against the law. Some places enforce it, some don't, but what's more stupid? Having someone stop you for it or not wearing it to begin with?

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WhyteKnight
03-09-2004, 11:37 PM
> Oh, I'm sorry.
>
> Fuck you. God bless.
>

Ya big softy. <img src=smilies/liefde.gif>

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shawn
03-09-2004, 11:51 PM
Coppers, you'll never take me alive!! *gangster voice* <img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif><img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif><img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif><img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif>

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Lillymon
03-10-2004, 02:40 PM
> > What happened to Happy-Go-Lucky Reformed Swamp? Aren't you
> > going to tell God to bless me?
>
> Oh, I'm sorry.
>
> Fuck you. God bless.

Yay!

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