My Ex-Girlfriend

[Narvick]

I used to have a girlfriend named Miriam. She was cute petite redhead. Then some shit went down and I've only spoken to her maybe 4 times in about a year and half. So I'm hanging out today and I have been informed that she is now pregnant with her 27 year old crackhead fiancee. But here's the kicker: it's twins! Hah. *waves goodbye to her life*

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[Isildur]

> Hah. *waves goodbye to her life*
>

You're... happy about it? <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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[Narvick]

I'm a cynical bastard. She fucked up our relationship and she fucked herself up. Doesn't affect me.


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[Fla Flash]

I happen to agree. Once they start messing with drugs/druggies, and become mean and purposeful, I can walk away also.

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[Isildur]

> I happen to agree. Once they start messing with
> drugs/druggies, and become mean and purposeful, I can walk
> away also.
>

Sure, but it's still sad, not funny.

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[Lobster Cowboy]

> Doesn't affect me.

if it has no affect on you, why post about it?

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[blackize]

> if it has no affect on you, why post about it?

Because it's fucking funny how she fucked up their relationship only to fuck herself over with a crack addict! I would have done the same thing Narvick did had I found out some crazy shit like that about my ex. She fucked our relationship up, she fucked with my head and it's only fitting that I should post about how she fucked herself over when and if that happens.


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[fairykiller]

fucking fucked fuck fucked fucked fucked fuck

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[Narvick]

Exactly. Besides...it's the ZD Diaries :P

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[Octocrook]

> fucking fucked fuck fucked fucked fucked fuck

...flippity floppity, and a ratatat-tat.

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[Fla Flash]

> fucking fucked fuck fucked fucked fucked fuck
>


Nice keyboard. You email your mom with it?


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[blackize]

> fucking fucked fuck fucked fucked fucked fuck

I went a tad excessive with "fuck." Don't blame me, it's just that the word is so versatile.

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