No now I'm drunk!!! [Archive] - Zophar's Message Domain

Lillymon

12-27-2003, 05:05 PM

It'a my 18th birthday and everything so I', ofcciality allowed to get drunk! And I have! So post whevet you wabt becuase I AM DRINK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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World_Demise

12-27-2003, 05:14 PM

> It'a my 18th birthday and everything so I', ofcciality
> allowed to get drunk! And I have! So post whevet you wabt
> becuase I AM DRINK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
You mean you waited til you were legally allowed to drink to get wasted?

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shawn

12-27-2003, 06:19 PM

Well remember to be careful because getting drunk and loosing viginity go hand in hand, but enjoy it and again have a happy birthday. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

SwampGas

12-27-2003, 11:45 PM

Just so you know, I want to have sex with you.

That is all.

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Vampire hunter D

12-27-2003, 11:59 PM

Been there, done that. Except for that drunk part. <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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Richter X

12-28-2003, 12:01 AM

> Been there, done that. Except for that drunk part.
>
That was my post. Malice forgot to log himself off again! <img src=smilies/angryfire.gif>

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Fla Flash

12-28-2003, 12:26 AM

Been there, done that.
Congratulations and don't puke on your keyboard. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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Fla Flash

12-28-2003, 12:27 AM

Dammit, losing not loosing.
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puduhead

12-28-2003, 01:32 AM

> It'a my 18th birthday and everything so I', ofcciality
> allowed to get drunk! And I have! So post whevet you wabt
> becuase I AM DRINK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha i wouldn't have expected this. random.

well enjoy! and yes, I didn't get drunk until I was legal either...

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Lobster Cowboy

12-28-2003, 05:31 AM

i think now would be a good time to once again proposition you for sex

or just ask for your picture. you have to be hot...i just know it

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Danoz

12-28-2003, 05:21 PM

> It'a my 18th birthday and everything so I', ofcciality
> allowed to get drunk! And I have! So post whevet you wabt
> becuase I AM DRINK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do ZD regulars feel so compelled to post in the Diaries forum when they're this drunk. I mean... you had to open internet explorer, successfully type in "http://www.zophar.net", successfully locate the forum link, the diaries forum, the "post new thread" button, and then find your keyboard to write... that.

I think you had a few drinks and hit the diaries for a little attention ;). That's just me, though.

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JadussD

12-28-2003, 05:29 PM

> I think you had a few drinks and hit the diaries for a
> little attention ;). That's just me, though.

Nah, it's not that hard to navigate the internet all fucked up. I've been here drunk, stoned, on acid, etc. I don't usually post anything though and I stay far away from the Admin section.

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MooglyGuy

12-28-2003, 05:35 PM

> I think you had a few drinks and hit the diaries for a
> little attention ;). That's just me, though.

No, 'just you' would be hitting the Backroom for a little attention.

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Lillymon

12-28-2003, 06:34 PM

I did it because everyone else seemed to do it. It's sort of a trend now.

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Octocrook

12-28-2003, 06:36 PM

> I think you had a few drinks and hit the diaries for a
> little attention ;). That's just me, though.

Do you think all people are completely mindfucked when they're drunk? I had half a liter of Soco in me one night and not only did I successfully open IE, I posted on 2 different forums (looking back I had no typos either), I went to Yahoo and played a couple games of chess, won both of them, then started getting tired, was about to go to sleep, threw up, went to the kitchen and got 2 paper towels, put them over the puke and passed out. I threw up numerous times throughout the next day too.

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JadussD

12-28-2003, 06:45 PM

> Do you think all people are completely mindfucked when
> they're drunk?

I'm not being sarcastic or anything, this'll be fun :)

I'll start:

"Okay, holy shit man, check this out. One time, I drank at least eight shots of Bacardi 151 at my friend's house, then climbed out a window shortly afterward, walked to a laundromat, played Tekken Tag, BEAT it with one quarter, then walked back, climbed back in the window (which requires landing on a precariously placed chair with a short leg), and then became unconscious shortly thereafter."

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RedXIII

12-28-2003, 07:15 PM

> I'm not being sarcastic or anything, this'll be fun :)

Uh. I went to work drunk way back in the day when I used to make sundaes at Friendly's. In fact my boss suggested I do so. I was out earlier that day and got all messed up. I came home and my boss asked me to come in cuz someone called out. I was all like, "I'm wasted man. I can't." But he was like, "Whatever. You're making sundaes. Just come in."

So I did. I did ok actually. They never did explain to me though what they would have done if I got pulled over for DWI and told to cops my boss told me to drive drunk.

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Danoz

12-28-2003, 09:30 PM

Right, but did you read her post? If you were in a mindset to play chess and win, you'd probably have posted something more coherant than that.

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Danoz

12-28-2003, 09:32 PM

> No, 'just you' would be hitting the Backroom for a little
> attention.

Difference. I don't try to get attention there, it happens because my politcal views differ greatly from what is a heavily left-slanted debate forum.

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JadussD

12-28-2003, 09:35 PM

> Right, but did you read her post? If you were in a mindset
> to play chess and win, you'd probably have posted something
> more coherant than that.

I sensed a smidgen of parody in it. So, drunkenness + desire to parody drunken posts = that

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Lillymon

12-28-2003, 09:37 PM

> Difference. I don't try to get attention there, it happens
> because my politcal views differ greatly from what is a
> heavily left-slanted debate forum.

Why the hell are you even here if you hate liberals so much?

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Octocrook

12-28-2003, 10:12 PM

> Right, but did you read her post? If you were in a mindset
> to play chess and win, you'd probably have posted something
> more coherant than that.

If you're someone that spends a lot of time on the computer (and I would guess Lillymon is), not to mention someone that has posted here many times before, then you'd have to be pretty damn FUBAR to not be able to open IE and find the Diaries board on ZMD. That was the point I was trying to make. Typing with no typos on the other hand is something a lot of drunk people have a problem with, lol.

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HerrSkofild

12-29-2003, 02:03 AM

> I did it because everyone else seemed to do it.

if everyone seemed to jump off a cliff, would you jump off one?

i met Gypsy at a bike show in Mass.!

Danoz

12-29-2003, 02:36 AM

> I sensed a smidgen of parody in it. So, drunkenness + desire
> to parody drunken posts = that

I don't disagree! Yay for beer! (Unless it was Mike's Hard or something... or liquor)

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Crazy_MYKL

12-29-2003, 03:11 AM

> if everyone seemed to jump off a cliff, would you jump off
> one?
>

But there does not seem to be a cliff, as there is no spoon.

Lillymon

12-29-2003, 04:03 AM

> if everyone seemed to jump off a cliff, would you jump off one?

No, because then I'd die. You do know the different between posting on a forum while drunk and plunging to your certain death, don't you?

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HerrSkofild

12-29-2003, 04:39 AM

ok, ok...so dieing a slow death from liver failure (yes, i know i am exagerating...) is a bit different from dieing a quick death, but still...just because the others seem to do it, does not mean you must do it...

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loonyme

12-29-2003, 02:30 PM

like why don't we just have another section on the board called 'i'm drunk'<img src=smilies/puke.gif>

or wait a minute -why not a link that connects to 'i'm drunk.net'

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Lillymon

12-29-2003, 06:39 PM

> ok, ok...so dieing a slow death from liver failure (yes, i
> know i am exagerating...) is a bit different from dieing a
> quick death, but still...just because the others seem to do
> it, does not mean you must do it...

...

I had one fucking night of drinking!!! What the hell is up with you?

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HerrSkofild

12-30-2003, 03:44 AM

i met Gypsy at a bike show in Mass.!

BigBlackRichard

01-02-2004, 06:58 AM

> Just so you know, I want to have sex with you.
>
> That is all.
>
Just think what you could do with that great set of.......

MAME ROMS she has. Mmmm, even the ones that MAME doesn't support anymore. Ah Lillymon, play with my joystick!! Please! AHHHHH! (ejaculates violently)