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Kuikorosu
12-16-2003, 09:18 AM
When you've had like a 44 oz soda, and then 1 - 4 hour(s) afterwards, for a half an hour to an hour, you fucking piss clear constantly, at around 10 minute intervals.

I mean, what a pain in the ass. You'll be sitting around playing some RPG, and BLAM, you've gotta take a piss. Then you'll sit back down and get comfy, and BLAM, there you go again. I mean, fuck. It totally puts a thorn in the joy of drinking mass quantities of soda.

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pipes
12-16-2003, 09:25 AM
Tea does it too! Tea makes you pee!<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif> Its all the caf making it go through you so fast!

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Fla Flash
12-16-2003, 10:31 AM
Beer does the same damned thing. (Gee, what a surprise)<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

And yes it puts a cramp in gameplaying big time.

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IceWolf20
12-16-2003, 07:21 PM
> I mean, what a pain in the ass. You'll be sitting around
> playing some RPG, and BLAM, you've gotta take a piss. Then
> you'll sit back down and get comfy, and BLAM, there you go
> again. I mean, fuck. It totally puts a thorn in the joy of
> drinking mass quantities of soda.

That's why you invest in the little-bottle-of-handy-relief. A 2 liter bottle will suffice....drink it down and then return it to its container a few hours later. Minimal movement required and a time saver. Note: not to be used for the alcoholic or in a family room while family present (unless you're into that sort of thing). Those of you with uhh.....good equipment should probably go with the 3 liter with the larger opening.....

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IceWolf20
12-16-2003, 07:22 PM
> Tea does it too! Tea makes you pee! Its all the caf making
> it go through you so fast!

Ah yes...the terrible side effects of that wonderful stimulant--its also a diuretic. Well, i guess you can't have everything....

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shawn
12-16-2003, 07:35 PM
> Those of you with
> uhh.....good equipment should probably go with the 3 liter
> with the larger opening.....

You mean anyone over 12 years old. lol <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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blackize
12-18-2003, 09:29 PM
For the longest time I would drink at least six to seven 32oz cups of water at work within an eight hour shift. I would piss non-stop, and it was always clear. I haven't drank such a mass quantity of any beverage in a few months as I hated having to drop everything to pee. I did try holding it until I got home, but that hurt.

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Danoz
12-18-2003, 11:25 PM
> And
> yes it puts a cramp in gameplaying big time.

No shit, I had a few beers and decided to play Mike Tyson's Punchout with my cousin. I couldn't even get past bald bull! Damn reaction time...


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