blackize
11-23-2003, 05:55 PM
I was going through the pockets of an old jacket this morning and guess what I find...some hate list I wrote about a year and a half ago. Looking at it now it's pretty funny. I'm gonna post it here as it is pretty funny, although you might not know who some of the people are [that's why I will explain who they are in brackets].
* Marine recruiters
* Mrs. Nebiker [The fat, bitchy librarian from high school. She really looks like a pig, no joke.]
* Mrs. Post [My 8th grade english teacher. She was like 60 and still continued to dress like she was a teen, short skirts and all. It wasn't pretty to look up from your reading assignment and have an old woman's crotch staring back.]
* Mrs. Deutsch-Tynan [My 9th grade history teacher. Very comical woman as she was built like a man and had this wacked-out hair. She assigned too much work, way too much. Stupid dittos and shit. Bitch.]
* Will M. [An old friend of mine who showed me his collection of child porn on his laptop the one time I went to his house. Seriously, he had movies of 13-year-old girls pissing into each other's mouth.]
* Blockbuster Lesbians [The lesbians who own the local Blockbuster. They give butch a whole new meaning. I wouldn't doubt it if they pack bigger {fake} dicks than most men. They are also the meanest motherfucks to ever run a video store.]
* Mr. Fuller [Spanish teacher and local radio DJ. This guy just sucks. I put him on the list for calling Opie and Anthony from the famed talk show...Otis and Arliss. What an uninformed douche.]
* Dan W. [This kid I graduated with who has the same size head as Arnold from Hey Arnold, no joke. The thing's huge.]
* Susan R. [This really obese chick who has the worst body odor in history. Seriously, dog shit smells better than her. Her body odor is kind of a mix between onions and the ever-infamous, "I just shit my pants" odor.]
* Mrs. Drexler [Fucking phony bitch who worked at the high school taking care of the retarded children and coached the cheerleading team. Another big fucking bitch. If you weren't retarded, on the cheering team or played a sport, then you were no good to her.]
* Ryan M. [I almost kicked the shit out of this kid a few times. Skinny little son of a bitch who likes to talk smack about you behind your back, but of course he denies everything when you confront him. He put like 10 grand into a car he paid 2 grand for and it still looks like shit. And he also spends a good 8 hours on Ultima Online.]
* Laura [I think most of us who browse the boards regularly know about this bitch. She was my ex who cheated on me and basically put me through shit.]
* Elmer Z. [My guidance counselor from high school who did nothing for me in the four years I attended that shit hole.]
* Dunkin' Donuts [I hate all things Dunkin' yet I continue to work there.]
* Mrs. Drohl [My math teacher who would talk more about her stupid little kid than teach us the curriculum.]
* Mr. Poppy [The football coach. If you didn't play football then you were a scum bag.]
* Joe Russo [Motherfucker sold my family our first computer which I demolished with an axe six years later. So much for 100% upgradeable you ass.]
* Mrs. DeSena [Dirty english teacher who looked like she hadn't bathed in years.]
There's a whole lot more, but that's just a little sample. This wasn't like the list of people I planned on killing or anything, people that I hated. Then I listed general groups of people. Here's a sample:
* Crack babies
* Religious people [Like extremely religious people like Jehova's Witnesses and shit.]
* Welfare recipients [Not everyone on welfare but the ones who never had a job nor even bothered looking for a job but instead chose to leech off the system.]
I just thought it was funny that I still had this list. On the otherside of the paper I wrote the list, I drew a pyramid of my friends and shit. Like were someone ranked on my friendship scale. The funny thing about that is the people who I listed as my best friends and shit are no longer my friends. The lowest one could rank on the pyramid would be in the pyramid's septic tank as a floater or sinker (if you know what I mean).
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* Marine recruiters
* Mrs. Nebiker [The fat, bitchy librarian from high school. She really looks like a pig, no joke.]
* Mrs. Post [My 8th grade english teacher. She was like 60 and still continued to dress like she was a teen, short skirts and all. It wasn't pretty to look up from your reading assignment and have an old woman's crotch staring back.]
* Mrs. Deutsch-Tynan [My 9th grade history teacher. Very comical woman as she was built like a man and had this wacked-out hair. She assigned too much work, way too much. Stupid dittos and shit. Bitch.]
* Will M. [An old friend of mine who showed me his collection of child porn on his laptop the one time I went to his house. Seriously, he had movies of 13-year-old girls pissing into each other's mouth.]
* Blockbuster Lesbians [The lesbians who own the local Blockbuster. They give butch a whole new meaning. I wouldn't doubt it if they pack bigger {fake} dicks than most men. They are also the meanest motherfucks to ever run a video store.]
* Mr. Fuller [Spanish teacher and local radio DJ. This guy just sucks. I put him on the list for calling Opie and Anthony from the famed talk show...Otis and Arliss. What an uninformed douche.]
* Dan W. [This kid I graduated with who has the same size head as Arnold from Hey Arnold, no joke. The thing's huge.]
* Susan R. [This really obese chick who has the worst body odor in history. Seriously, dog shit smells better than her. Her body odor is kind of a mix between onions and the ever-infamous, "I just shit my pants" odor.]
* Mrs. Drexler [Fucking phony bitch who worked at the high school taking care of the retarded children and coached the cheerleading team. Another big fucking bitch. If you weren't retarded, on the cheering team or played a sport, then you were no good to her.]
* Ryan M. [I almost kicked the shit out of this kid a few times. Skinny little son of a bitch who likes to talk smack about you behind your back, but of course he denies everything when you confront him. He put like 10 grand into a car he paid 2 grand for and it still looks like shit. And he also spends a good 8 hours on Ultima Online.]
* Laura [I think most of us who browse the boards regularly know about this bitch. She was my ex who cheated on me and basically put me through shit.]
* Elmer Z. [My guidance counselor from high school who did nothing for me in the four years I attended that shit hole.]
* Dunkin' Donuts [I hate all things Dunkin' yet I continue to work there.]
* Mrs. Drohl [My math teacher who would talk more about her stupid little kid than teach us the curriculum.]
* Mr. Poppy [The football coach. If you didn't play football then you were a scum bag.]
* Joe Russo [Motherfucker sold my family our first computer which I demolished with an axe six years later. So much for 100% upgradeable you ass.]
* Mrs. DeSena [Dirty english teacher who looked like she hadn't bathed in years.]
There's a whole lot more, but that's just a little sample. This wasn't like the list of people I planned on killing or anything, people that I hated. Then I listed general groups of people. Here's a sample:
* Crack babies
* Religious people [Like extremely religious people like Jehova's Witnesses and shit.]
* Welfare recipients [Not everyone on welfare but the ones who never had a job nor even bothered looking for a job but instead chose to leech off the system.]
I just thought it was funny that I still had this list. On the otherside of the paper I wrote the list, I drew a pyramid of my friends and shit. Like were someone ranked on my friendship scale. The funny thing about that is the people who I listed as my best friends and shit are no longer my friends. The lowest one could rank on the pyramid would be in the pyramid's septic tank as a floater or sinker (if you know what I mean).
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