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Reaper man

11-03-2003, 03:37 AM

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dear God was I just wasted last night... here's what happened to the best of my memory

- a couple of weeks back, my girfriends' brothers wanted me to get drunk with them just to see how I act drunk. Well I agreed and Saturday night came rolling around
- I give them $10 or so dollars to get some booze. They come back with around a gallon of vodka and some juice
- one of the brothers mixes a few hard 32 oz. drinks. I start gulping the fist one down like it was water. total vodka in one glass: 15-20 oz.
- the one my girlfriend got was too strong and pours some of it in my glass... add another 5-10 oz
- I drink the second one like water... another 15-20 oz
- let's see I'm gussing I had around... hmm.... 35 - 50oz of vodka in my little 135 pound body. I was obuncing off the walls, talking funny... in a goofyish mood... that's when I started to feel woosy
- "hooooney, I don't feel so good"
- insert lost memory here
- CRASH! I hear a glass table break as I realize that I'm on the couch without a shirt on going "wtf?? why am I over here... did Joe just fall on the table?"
- meet up with my girlfriends' sister. She told my I was puking all over the place. Well I guess that exlpains the missing shirt
- talk with girlfriend explaining that I don't remember a damn thing. here's what she told me

- I did something cute where I took one of her lips and amde a feminine voice saying "Brad, you are the best boyfriend in the world" unfoutunatly a little bit afterward I say "hooney I'm more drunker than you are 'cause you're fatter than I am" yeah that got her upset. She could tell I was really wasted when she started to cry and I didn't really notice. I believe I was about to kiss her when I felt like puking and started to stumble to the bathroom. Joe covered my mouth, but it didn't help. I vomited all over his arm and myself. I did another round over the toilet. Joe then walked me outside where I vomited, again. After that they made me brush my teeth. Finally after trying to kiss my girlgriend I pass out between her breasts. Honestly I don't remember any of that, but a least now I can join the pudu club <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

so how was your saturday night? ;p

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JadussD

11-03-2003, 03:48 AM

> - let's see I'm gussing I had around... hmm.... 35 - 50oz of
> vodka in my little 135 pound body.

You are extremely lucky to be alive. You'd probably be dead if you didn't puke up some of the alcohol before it was absorbed, so I'm going to assume that that's how you're alive, or that you're exaggeraing. 35-50 ounces of vodka in your liver + 135 lbs frame = assured death.

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Reaper man

11-03-2003, 03:51 AM

> You are extremely lucky to be alive. You'd probably be dead
> if you didn't puke up some of the alcohol before it was
> absorbed, so I'm going to assume that that's how you're
> alive, or that you're exaggeraing. 35-50 ounces of vodka in
> your liver + 135 lbs frame = assured death.

might be a slight exaggeration... I didnt mix the drinks, but they were big glasses... and one half was vodka, or so he says <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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MooglyGuy

11-03-2003, 03:54 AM

Wow, you're even more stupid than I could have possibly imagined.

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shawn

11-03-2003, 03:54 AM

> > - let's see I'm gussing I had around... hmm.... 35 - 50oz
> of
> > vodka in my little 135 pound body.
>
> You are extremely lucky to be alive. You'd probably be dead
if you didn't puke up some of the alcohol before it was
> absorbed, so I'm going to assume that that's how you're
> alive, or that you're exaggeraing. 35-50 ounces of vodka in
> your liver + 135 lbs frame = assured death.

I was thinking the same thing, I'm sure he gave himself a good case of alcohol POISONING, and that blackout is a really bad sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if he had drank that amount at a slower rate giving his liver a chance to keep up a bit but drinking alcohol that fast is not only dangerous but extremely stupid. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

Reaper man

11-03-2003, 03:56 AM

> Wow, you're even more stupid than I could have possibly
> imagined.

-_-; I didn't know that I had that much....

um... oops?

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SwampGas

11-03-2003, 04:50 AM

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icenine0

11-03-2003, 04:58 AM

Brad, what do you expect when you post stuff like this?

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RedXIII

11-03-2003, 04:59 AM

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Nah. Go nuts brotha. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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mFC

11-03-2003, 05:05 AM

i'm fairly confident that you're the reason why i don't drink.

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Octocrook

11-03-2003, 05:18 AM

> - I did something cute where I took one of her lips and amde
> a feminine voice saying "Brad, you are the best boyfriend in
> the world"

Awww, how cute.

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puduhead

11-03-2003, 05:48 AM

> Honestly I don't remember any of that, but a least now I can join
> the pudu club

Oh Brad, you're giving me such a bad rap. But since you were a drunk idiot rather than the normal idiot that you are, I can't give you too much shit. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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Kuikorosu

11-03-2003, 07:25 AM

> You are extremely lucky to be alive.

Damn! He was so close! SO CLOSE! Augh.

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IceWolf20

11-04-2003, 04:34 PM

> vodka in one glass: 15-20 oz.
> it in my glass... add another 5-10 oz
> - I drink the second one like water... another 15-20 oz
> - let's see I'm gussing I had around... hmm.... 35 - 50oz of
> vodka in my little 135 pound body.

Lets take a logical look at this....you don't specify how fast you drank these, but you say you slammed them quickly, so I'm guessing you did it in under an hour. Giving you the low benefit of the doubt on the number of ounces you drank, being 35oz, and taking 1.5 oz per drink, you would have roughly consumed 25 drinks worth of vodka in a one hour period. Congratulations, you beat my previous record of 15 shots in 45 minutes. Now, based on this information of quantities consumed, in what manner, over what period of time with what sex and mass, your estimated BAC would have been .752 g/210 liters of breath. And us knowing that a BAC of .30 people lose consciousness, and at .40 people become comatose and die....I tend to believe you are exaggerating somewhat. The only possible explanation is that you sucessfully puked all of the remaining alcohol out of your system when your absorbtion reached about .25. This is plausible, but still, that's a shit load of vodka to be able to stomach. Again, it depends on the timeframe from when you stopped drinking to when you started puking. If it was in under an hour, your absorbtion wouldn't have had time to reach a lethal level....just be glad you weren't smoking weed at the same time....or you'd be dead.

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SwampGas

11-04-2003, 05:55 PM

icewolf > you

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shawn

11-04-2003, 06:55 PM

> And us knowing that a BAC
> of .30 people lose consciousness, and at .40 people become
> comatose and die

What about me and my little incident in the navy, my girlfriend broke up with me and I decided to get really drunk. I was arrested by the base MP's for jumping the back gate of the base and walking down the center of the Runway at 3am in the morning. I was sent to Philadelphia Naval Base 8 hours later after drinking water and pissing several times that night while being held and when they tested my blood and remember this is over 8 hrs by then my reading was .36. They found it hard to believe I could climb over a 10ft fence and also do the 2 mile walk I did to get where they found me. Shit happens. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>

Reaper man

11-04-2003, 10:17 PM

> I tend to believe you are exaggerating
> somewhat.

I only went by the information given to me. I'll try to see if I can get something a bit more accurate <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>

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Octocrook

11-04-2003, 11:35 PM

> They found it hard to believe I could climb over a 10ft
> fence and also do the 2 mile walk I did to get where they
> found me. Shit happens.

Yea, that's you. This is Brad.

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rxqueen

11-07-2003, 03:06 PM

> I only went by the information given to me. I'll try to see
> if I can get something a bit more accurate
>

okay. i was there of course and i wasn't as drunk as brad was. here's how much he drank. the cups were 22 oz. not 32. they were filled to about maybe 10oz. of vodka and the rest was juice. brad had two of those plus the little bit of drink i poured into his glass which was about maybe 5 oz. but it wasn't all vodka that i poured in his drink. we started drinking at 6:30. we were about 30 minutes into "fear and loathing in las vegas" when the first drink was poured. we all stopped drinking an hour after we started... well at least brad did. i didn't drink much with brad, but i took some shots with my brothers after brad passed out at 8:00. i remember what time it was cause i was so pissed off that it was early and he was out like a light.
-correction-
brad did not pass out on my breasts after he puked. it was before. it was about 9:30 when i had to get brad onto the couch, so i got joe to help me and as he was getting up, brad started to puke. i seriously never want to get drunk with brad again.

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Dark Macc

11-07-2003, 03:29 PM

> i seriously never want to get drunk
> with brad again.

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mrfreeze

11-07-2003, 10:51 PM

> > i seriously never want to get drunk
> > with brad again.
>
Wow! A red x! Comedy genius!

Dark Macc

11-08-2003, 12:29 AM

> Wow! A red x! Comedy genius!

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