I AM NOT DRUNK [Archive] - Zophar's Message Domain

Kuikorosu

10-19-2003, 07:42 PM

I'm as sober as can be. I have not imbibed any alcoholic beverages whatsoever, and am in complete control of my mental facilities. I had a couple of Mountain Dews earlier, but as a whole, I am completely not drunk.

Yep.


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shawn

10-19-2003, 08:31 PM

WTF are you doing posting sober, you trying to get banned or something. lol <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

fairykiller

10-19-2003, 09:17 PM

I don't drink at all <img src=smilies/eek5.gif><img src=smilies/retard.gif><img src=smilies/cry.gif>

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Phoenix

10-19-2003, 11:00 PM

> I don't drink at all
>
LoL, Neither do I. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

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shawn

10-20-2003, 12:14 AM

> > I don't drink at all
> >
> LoL, Neither do I.

Me neither for the most part, drink about 4 beers a year and if I drink 2 at one sitting I usually get quite drunk off of it. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

Phoenix

10-20-2003, 01:38 AM

> Me neither for the most part, drink about 4 beers a year and
> if I drink 2 at one sitting I usually get quite drunk off of
> it.
>
I love guys like that.<img src=smilies/werd.gif>

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Lobster Cowboy

10-20-2003, 01:39 AM

> Me neither for the most part, drink about 4 beers a year and
> if I drink 2 at one sitting I usually get quite drunk off of
> it.
>

i can't hold my liquor either. i can definitely feel it after one

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SpaceTiger

10-20-2003, 01:53 AM

> LoL, Neither do I.

Yeah, I always thought it tasted nasty. I've never found an alcoholic drink that didn't make me cringe a little.

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JCJones86

10-20-2003, 02:20 AM

Peppermint Schnapps? Absolut Mandarin Vodka? Mmm... They're actually quite tasty.

> Yeah, I always thought it tasted nasty. I've never found an
> alcoholic drink that didn't make me cringe a little.
>

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shawn

10-20-2003, 02:30 AM

> Peppermint Schnapps? Absolut Mandarin Vodka? Mmm...
> They're actually quite tasty.
> > alcoholic drink that didn't make me cringe a little.

Kaluah *sp* and milk I think would be a much better choice since it has an almost chocolate milk taste, maybe a Banana or strawberry Dacharie *I know I spelled this one wrong*.
I can't believe you suggested peppermint schnapps, I drank that a lot and the only reason was because it got me so drunk because the taste is like shotgunning a liquified candycane, ewwwww. lol <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

Octocrook

10-20-2003, 03:22 AM

> Yeah, I always thought it tasted nasty. I've never found an
> alcoholic drink that didn't make me cringe a little.

Go figure...I don't drink anything that tastes like shit (any beer, most liquor), yet I manage to drink a lot.

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Fla Flash

10-20-2003, 10:58 AM

Here's an even more shocking newsflash.
I've been sober all weekend.<img src=smilies/eek5.gif>

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Narvick

10-20-2003, 11:37 AM

*runs screaming*

:o....:o!

mFC

10-20-2003, 03:34 PM

imbibed..
::adds to list of vocabulary:: <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

Chris

Isildur

10-20-2003, 04:46 PM

> I don't drink at all
>

Occasionally I'll have a glass of wine during a celebration or something, but I've never actually gotten drunk. I've never had more than about 2½ drinks at one time, and on the one or two occasions that I did reach that maximum, I didn't find the mild buzz so appealing anyway. I don't like the taste of beer, so I never drink it unless I'm hanging out with good friends. (For example, at a pub I might pitch in for a pitcher, to be sociable. Or like when my friend Matt got me to try out several kinds of beer, because he figured I just hadn't hit on the one to suit my tastes yet. His experiment succeeded in proving to me that different beers can taste better or worse, but failed in convincing me that any actually taste good. As for him, he swears by Guinness.)

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Isildur

10-20-2003, 04:48 PM

> Here's an even more shocking newsflash.
> I've been sober all weekend.
>

What is the world coming to? <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>

j/k. Your liver will thank you. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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fairykiller

10-20-2003, 05:05 PM

> His experiment succeeded in proving to me that different
> beers can taste better or worse, but failed in convincing me
> that any actually taste good.

Yeah, that's my basic issue. I just don't like the taste of alcohol. I used to think I liked strawberry diaquiries until I drank a virgin strawberry diaquiri, liked it better, and realized that it was actually the taste of strawberry that I liked in the first place. The odd thing (maybe it's from lack of drinking enough to have an acquired taste) is that most alcohol tastes the same to me. And whenever I have tried to have a drink in the past, I end up craving diet coke. It's kinda pathetic, but whatever. Now if only I could stop drinking diet coke, I might actually be healthy...

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Isildur

10-20-2003, 10:03 PM

> Now if only I could stop drinking
> diet coke, I might actually be healthy...
>

Maybe someone should found a Colaholics Anonymous organization. =P

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sephiroth111

10-21-2003, 04:53 AM

> i can't hold my liquor either. i can definitely feel it
> after one

the same with me =(

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IceWolf20

10-21-2003, 02:13 PM

> i can't hold my liquor either. i can definitely feel it
> after one

Damnit....I guess I really am an alcoholic....seeing as it takes a six pack to feel anything, and 10-12 to get drunk....*sigh*

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type_x

10-21-2003, 10:34 PM

> [title] Bionic Oldsmobile

Hahahahaha... we have another Kool Keith fan here

mFC

10-21-2003, 11:59 PM

YES. i am *so* glad someone caught on to that!

Chris

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puduhead

10-22-2003, 01:53 AM

People that drink are fucking losers! <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

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Drako_Dragon

10-22-2003, 01:19 PM

> People that drink are fucking losers!
>

but at least their getting some

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ElZacho

10-23-2003, 01:19 AM

> I don't drink at all
>

Every time I hear a female say that, I just feel like singing.

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puduhead

10-23-2003, 03:39 AM

> Every time I hear a female say that, I just feel like
> singing.

Get a super-religious chick. None of them drink. /wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Lobster Cowboy

10-23-2003, 04:22 AM

> Get a super-religious chick. None of them drink.

of course, none of them fuck either

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puduhead

10-23-2003, 05:58 AM

> > Get a super-religious chick. None of them drink.
>
> of course, none of them fuck either

Fine, have your cake and eat it too! <img src=smilies/banghead.gif>

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type_x

10-24-2003, 07:10 PM

*snicker*



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