OMG.Burying other people's dog.

[Fla Flash]

Okay, here's a goody. I get home and there's a stiff on my landlady's walkway. One of her dogs. One I kind of liked. I sighed and helped her boyfriend dig the grave. Once he started bitching (they've had 3 dogs pass on in the last two years), I stopped digging.
"Jerry," I said, leaning on the shovel, "maybe now you know how I feel, burying a cat."
He looked at me deadpan and said, "You don't have to dig as deep.".
Welcome to Asshole City. You know, I would be in jail right now if I had completed what I set out to do on a night last August. Kill him.
I don't care who the hell is who, I catch you're sorry ass beatin' on a woman, you better hope Wolverine wants you too. He's about the only one that could stop me. Sorry, didn't mean to get so emotional. Just happens. ^_^

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[JCE3000GT]

I love violance against assholes and all but stooping to his level is just wrong. BUT I still woulda said fuck you and go away. Even tho I wanted to KICK THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUTTA THAT ASSWIPE. You handled it well my friend.

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[Isildur]

> Okay, here's a goody. I get home and there's a stiff on my
> landlady's walkway. One of her dogs. One I kind of liked.
> I sighed and helped her boyfriend dig the grave. Once he
> started bitching (they've had 3 dogs pass on in the last two
> years), I stopped digging.
> "Jerry," I said, leaning on the shovel, "maybe now you know
> how I feel, burying a cat."
> He looked at me deadpan and said, "You don't have to dig as
> deep.".
> Welcome to Asshole City. You know, I would be in jail right
> now if I had completed what I set out to do on a night last
> August. Kill him.
> I don't care who the hell is who, I catch you're sorry ass
> beatin' on a woman, you better hope Wolverine wants you too.
> He's about the only one that could stop me. Sorry, didn't
> mean to get so emotional. Just happens. ^_^
>

When God was giving out rectums, that guy showed up with a shopping cart.

Man.... You ever look at a guy and feel like reporting him to the EPA as an appalling waste of natural resources?

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[Paladyn]

> Okay, here's a goody. I get home and there's a stiff on my
> landlady's walkway. One of her dogs. One I kind of liked.
> I sighed and helped her boyfriend dig the grave. Once he
> started bitching (they've had 3 dogs pass on in the last two
> years), I stopped digging.
> "Jerry," I said, leaning on the shovel, "maybe now you know
> how I feel, burying a cat."
> He looked at me deadpan and said, "You don't have to dig as
> deep.".
> Welcome to Asshole City. You know, I would be in jail right
> now if I had completed what I set out to do on a night last
> August. Kill him.
> I don't care who the hell is who, I catch you're sorry ass
> beatin' on a woman, you better hope Wolverine wants you too.
> He's about the only one that could stop me. Sorry, didn't
> mean to get so emotional. Just happens. ^_^
>

Complete and total asshole.

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