country boy

[SwampGas]

last night i went to country line dancing. i was quite skeptical at first...but my friend has been there since it started in 94 and has known the owner for even longer. he said there were a lot of hot women there so i said what the hell....

HOLY CRAP DUDE <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>

hotties out the freaking wazoo. not skanky downtown girls, either. nice decent country girls. a lot of them go to the colleges in the area..so rather than drinking, drugs and fucking at frat/sorority parties they came there. nice girls. i need to find a wife there.

i've never quite seen anything like that before. complete strangers dancing in unison. during the couples dances, you just randomly pick someone. i've NEVER seen people actually be nice and have fun before....been in the "downtown" club scene too long.

...and even with line dancing, i have rhythm like white men have sickle cell anemia <img src=smilies/banghead.gif>

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[wingless]

> hotties out the freaking wazoo. not skanky downtown girls,
> either. nice decent country girls. a lot of them go to the
> colleges in the area..so rather than drinking, drugs and
> fucking at frat/sorority parties they came there. nice
> girls. i need to find a wife there.

didnt you know? most of those country chicks are effin' hotties. good luck, man <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

> i've never quite seen anything like that before. complete
> strangers dancing in unison. during the couples dances, you
> just randomly pick someone. i've NEVER seen people actually
> be nice and have fun before....been in the "downtown" club
> scene too long.

my mom used to teach a line dancing class at a country dancing place she always went to. I was her little guinea pig.... so I actually know a lot of different line dances. i never use them, but i cant seem to forget them. boooo. <img src=smilies/cwm10.gif>

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[SwampGas]

> Hmm... Sounds about right for the ones that I've been to.
> G'luck Swampy. Get out there and stomp some leather.

didn't learn the leather slap..just the sleazy slide.

why don't you come teach me some time? <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

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[wingless]

> didn't learn the leather slap..just the sleazy slide.

i know "Slappin' Leather". damn you, mom!!! <img src=smilies/cwm10.gif>

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[SwampGas]

> i know "Slappin' Leather". damn you, mom!!!

i was fixation on this AWESOME looking cowgirl all night...she was like sweeping her feet, shuffling and twisting her leg around to smack it with her hand...twice behind and then once in the front.

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